by ellasbubbles January 25, 2019
Kyle: "James, you smoke weed too much. You're probably addicted."
James: "Nah bro weed isn't addictive bro. I can stop at any time I want to."
*4 hours later*
James: "I am going through a mildly stressful event that will probably resolve itself in the near future. I really need to go smoke."
Kyle: "You're a Schrödinger's Stoner, James."
James: "Nah bro weed isn't addictive bro. I can stop at any time I want to."
*4 hours later*
James: "I am going through a mildly stressful event that will probably resolve itself in the near future. I really need to go smoke."
Kyle: "You're a Schrödinger's Stoner, James."
by urwifesboyfriend June 15, 2021
by Mason76817 May 8, 2020
Guy 1- Dude did that stoner tat hurt? Guy 2- nah bro i was to stoned when i got it to feel any pain.
by The sour D guy January 24, 2014
A question pertaining to the status of a Stoner.
Status being what they are or are not smoking.
(Note to the editor: I realize that is terrible up there. But if you could please just clean it up a bit. I am sure you catch my drift. Thanks. EC )
Status being what they are or are not smoking.
(Note to the editor: I realize that is terrible up there. But if you could please just clean it up a bit. I am sure you catch my drift. Thanks. EC )
Example 1:
Stoner 1: Hey man what's your Stoner Status?
Stoner 2: Aaaww man... I got caught with a dime. I am off for a bit.
Example 2:
Stoner 1: Dude I got some sweet bud! What's your stoner status?
Stoner 2: Oh a just bought an eighth man. Smoke out?
Stoner 1: Hey man what's your Stoner Status?
Stoner 2: Aaaww man... I got caught with a dime. I am off for a bit.
Example 2:
Stoner 1: Dude I got some sweet bud! What's your stoner status?
Stoner 2: Oh a just bought an eighth man. Smoke out?
by Cookie Camper December 27, 2011
Friend 1: bro what happened yesterday?
friend 2: were u off the za?
friend 1: hell yeah
friend 2: yeah that’s that stoner memory
friend 2: were u off the za?
friend 1: hell yeah
friend 2: yeah that’s that stoner memory
by fareedaaly May 11, 2022
by Chase Deopsomer February 16, 2019