Miles is a beautiful girl she’s the prettiest girl she’s the nicest person ever u can see is soo nice to a point where if you look in her eyes you’ll fall in love immediately
Miles is a cutie
by BeanBunBoy November 21, 2021
Get the Milesmug. A fucking legend from Essex! One of the funniest blokes you will ever meet and also quite a good bloke. Loves a beer, especially VB.
by Livinglegendlew November 23, 2021
Get the lewis milesmug. Miles is a sincere, funny, creative and outwardly well-adjusted person. Outwardly.
Their measured way of communicating can make you feel a little silly at times but they are humble in the way they bring you back down to earth and incredibly humorous in their honesty. Unless they are lying a little or doing a bit but that’s usually funny too!
They are insatiable in their creativity. To such an extent that a good idea can make them put off days worth of sleep. This means that they can be incredibly aloof at times but this is balanced by how they allow themself to be fed by experience and collaboration with other people.
Contrary to popular opinion, Miles is afraid of spiders but that does not mean that they can’t do parkour or that their uncle Aaron didn’t die.
They are incredibly physically fit and a little weird about their family in the same way we all are. But maybe a little worse like most comedians.
A lot of that weirdness is channelled into the weird art they produce and the fairly eccentric stories they tell. Stories that make you stop and think “perhaps they’re really not well adjusted at all” and frankly worried about the metaphor. But interested nonetheless.
If you are lucky enough to meet Miles, kudos to you. Your life is going to change for the better and whether it’s at them or with them, you’re going to laugh at least once.
Their measured way of communicating can make you feel a little silly at times but they are humble in the way they bring you back down to earth and incredibly humorous in their honesty. Unless they are lying a little or doing a bit but that’s usually funny too!
They are insatiable in their creativity. To such an extent that a good idea can make them put off days worth of sleep. This means that they can be incredibly aloof at times but this is balanced by how they allow themself to be fed by experience and collaboration with other people.
Contrary to popular opinion, Miles is afraid of spiders but that does not mean that they can’t do parkour or that their uncle Aaron didn’t die.
They are incredibly physically fit and a little weird about their family in the same way we all are. But maybe a little worse like most comedians.
A lot of that weirdness is channelled into the weird art they produce and the fairly eccentric stories they tell. Stories that make you stop and think “perhaps they’re really not well adjusted at all” and frankly worried about the metaphor. But interested nonetheless.
If you are lucky enough to meet Miles, kudos to you. Your life is going to change for the better and whether it’s at them or with them, you’re going to laugh at least once.
“Miles has a really cute ass with circular little bum cheeks.”
“Miles only likes fat asses.”
“Miles gives the best rubs.”
“ Gee whiz, what a sick beat! Of course Miles wrote that.”
“Miles could be an eyebrow model.”
“For the good of the world, Miles should never wear a shirt and just always be a little bit naked.”
“Miles only likes fat asses.”
“Miles gives the best rubs.”
“ Gee whiz, what a sick beat! Of course Miles wrote that.”
“Miles could be an eyebrow model.”
“For the good of the world, Miles should never wear a shirt and just always be a little bit naked.”
by milesbabyboothang July 5, 2023
Get the Milesmug. X:Hey want to come over and decorate the Christmas tree?
Y: Sorry no time for that, I've got miles to run
X: Hey let me call you back later, just got home ....
Y: Don't stress, I know you've got miles to run
Y: Sorry no time for that, I've got miles to run
X: Hey let me call you back later, just got home ....
Y: Don't stress, I know you've got miles to run
by nadestt December 19, 2019
Get the I've got miles to runmug. Miles is that guy that everyone wants as a boyfriend. Hes sooo FIT and has an amazing body. Most girls don't have the courage to admit that to him though. Miles is very intelligent and has an amazing sense of humor. Hes not afraid to tell a girl how beautiful they are and he is very strong. He can be quite sensitive on the inside but hides his true emotions on the outside because hes scared of people judging him. Hes one of the nicest guys you will ever meet and is very good in bed with his 7 inch cock.
Girl 1-"Omg whos that boy hes sooo fit"
Girl 2-"Oh thats Miles hes the fittest boy in the school"
Girl 3-"Hes so funny as well! Omg i just wish i could f*** him right now."
Girl 4-"I know right, i just want to ride that massive cock"
Girl 2-"Oh thats Miles hes the fittest boy in the school"
Girl 3-"Hes so funny as well! Omg i just wish i could f*** him right now."
Girl 4-"I know right, i just want to ride that massive cock"
by Hornyshrek2004 July 22, 2019
Get the Milesmug. A hazing challenge where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If it breaks, they must eat the cookie.
Person 1: “Whoa, why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “Oh, we are making him run the Cookie Mile since he lost in fanstasy football.”
Person 2: “Oh, we are making him run the Cookie Mile since he lost in fanstasy football.”
by EpicPenisMuncher2001 December 4, 2023
Get the Cookie Milemug. 