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homie

A friend or acquaintance you would be willing to bring to your home, mi casa su casa, to an extent.
Wsup homeboy, wsup homie, how are ya homie, etc.
by Ass Ketchum September 16, 2020
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Homie intuition

Homie intuition is a relatively new term coined by, well, me, which is: a myriad of emotions and mental statuses somehow innately felt between homies. Homie intuition is essentially the phenomena that twins share from birth - some sort of mutually accessible and shared thoughts. Homie intuition scientists say evolved in in humans in the past year at a massive rate. The spike of virulent homie intuition is attributed scientists say to the need for homies to share their emotions with their homie counterparts to relieve stress during the covid pandemic, as showing public displays of sadness in society is strictly prohibited for homies all over the continent. Not only that, but homies have been seen grouping up on popular social media sites as well as beginning the first ever social media militia for their leader, Jordan Peterson (who is a fantastic speaker). The department of defense has recently stated that homie intuition reservations are putting sea otters at risk for some reason I forget now. But yeah, homie intuition.
Homie 1: sooo where should we meet brody?
Homie 2: *puzzled*
Homie 1: probably taco bell
Homie 2: def taco bell
Homie 2: HOLY SHIT WE BOTH SAID THAT AT THE SAME TIME. BRO THATS HOMIE INTUITION IN THE FLESH. WHATTTT
by Sliske September 21, 2020
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Homie Gliding

Created by two bored cell mates at Pelican Bay. The act of bonding between two bored male friends. Gliding and sliding must not involve penetration. The use of lube is optional but fun is mandatory.
Gentlemen, homie gliding must be done responsibly......
by Slip and slide September 26, 2020
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Homie Snuggle

Where One Shal Homie Snuggle Will Be The Best Snuggle In Your Homie Time
Homie Snuggle would be sexy
by The Homies Boy October 5, 2020
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blood homie

A homie who licks the blood of your pussy
by BiggBussyBoiiii October 8, 2020
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National "look out for a homie" day

October 15th is the day in which you look out for your friends. Text them nice messages, compliments, and just be there for them. (Any gender counts as a homie today.)
You: "Hey bro, its National "look out for a homie" day. You doing alright?"
Them: "Nah, are you fine with me talking about it?"
You: "Bro, of course."
Them: "Bro.."
by Mx20 October 15, 2020
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fat homie hoppin trick

A derogatory term used by Montrose "beezys" to "talk shit" on other "beezys" (see definition for "beezy"); used by white girls surprisingly; not typically used in the educated English language (in other words- no one really knows what it means)
You a fat homie hoppin trick that is going to get stomped for sucking on my homegirl's boyfriend's penis.
by montroseurbandictionary October 2, 2012
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