Facebook Twit

A person who uses facebook to update not only their facebook status but their twitter status also.

A 'Facebook Twit' is obsessed with posting the same updates on both networking sights about his/her mondane activities that noone really cares about.

A: Have you seen what Ben is doing tonight?
B: Yea. 'Ben Smith is taking a bath'.
A: Haha. Yep. Did you see it on facebook?
B: No, I saw it on twitter.
A: Ha! he is such a facebook twit!

by DIZZLEDIZZLEG April 29, 2009

FaceBook foreplay

1.The act where two or more people attempt engage in Facebook activities on one computer in attempt to bring some excitement back into a relationship and /or raise desire of partners for human contact or conversation. Any attempt to use a personal computer,phone other device to entertain share teach or explain anything via Facebook expecting positive results. Always results in one or more people getting Facebook played as forplay is to getting laid

Fighting now more popular than fucking for college students according to recent Facebook poll! Kids these days are thinking flirting online will lead to to getting laid in the real world but its just Facebook foreplay for these facebook fucks. A Craislist pay date beats a Facebook foreplay fight!

by Thepoorkidscrewingdaughter dad January 8, 2014

Facebook filter

Eliminating information that is inappropriate or uninteresting from your Facebook posts.

I wish she wouldn't use Facebook to bitch out her friend. Does she not know all 300 of her friends can read it? She should use her Facebook filter.

by peanutpepper May 27, 2009

Facebook Fast

To deactivate your facebook account and not activate it for as long as you can until you give in.

Jennifer: Hey did Susan get rid of you also on facebook?
Tim: No, she just went on a Facebook Fast.

by RoseyPosey67 May 3, 2009

Facebook Blueballed

When someone signs onto their facebook after at least a day, only to find out they don't have any notifications.

Alex: Hey did I post that funny video I found to your wall?
Ben: No dude, I got facebook blueballed today.

by Chigoose22 August 19, 2010

Facebook countdown

When you're feeling extremely happy (or occasionally awfully sad) that you can't wait til getting home to upload your facebook status, thus ignoring your family at all.

YOU: I can't believe it!I passed the exam!I graduated!!

FRIEND: oh,congrats dude! go home,your family must be anxious and wanting to hug you and celebrate!

YOU:no way man! I'm on the facebook countdown,,all I want is to upload my status.. My family will have time to celebrate then.

FRIEND: you freak!

by Nachoo December 19, 2009

facebook google

The act of looking up a person on facebook in order to acquire basic information about them such as mutual friends.

Person A: Do you know Sarah McGee?
Person B: I don't know, let's facebook google it and see if we have any friends in common.
Person A: That's such a great idea! And we can look at her profile picture too.

by Fuliet Embaline June 23, 2011