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Canada's History

A sexual act so deviant, it is only legally performed on Stephen Colbert's C-shaped desk.
I'd like to explore Canada's History with Stephen Colbert
by wigfield84 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Taking a dump someone's chest and pouring maple syrup over it.
You did what? Yeah, Canada's History... all over her chest.
by SeriousCarl February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A role play game:

Two people of either sex take maple syrup and pore it on each other; naked. Then, taking moose horns, the perform sexual activities on the anal regions, using the maple syrup as a lubricant. After both anuses have been aroused, the two partners take turns taking bowel movements into a stanley cup replica. After mixing the feces with more maple syrup the two feed each other while reminiscing on th good activities that have just taken place.
The editor of Canada's History, Mark Reid, refused to participate in a round of Canada's History with Stephen Colbert.
by Jonah Vark February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When a girl takes maple syrup and uses it instead of lubricant. She then rides the boy in the backwards cowgirl position. When he ejaculates she gets off and licks the maple syrup off.
backwards cowgirl She did Canada's History with him last year.
by supercalli February 11, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act more obscene than the phrase The Beaver.
We did Canada's History all night long.
by Bearssss February 6, 2010
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Canada's History

A violent sex act involving a man and a woman, where the man places a set of moose antlers on his erect penis and forcefully enters the womans anus, previously lubed with maple syrup. To finish off, the man ejaculates into the Stanley Cup and pours bagged milk into it. They then both share the nectar.
Person A: "Dude, did you get lucky last night?"
Person B: "Fuck yeah! I got her to do the Canada's History!"
by mystikraven February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

To open a female vagina, and insert a parade of midgets celebrating there very own "mini" independence day, all playing horns and instruments. Generally this is followed by the introduction of a "reverse abortion" as a method of sexual stimulation. This is often done in sport as each participant holds a pair of moose antlers, whilst drenched in maple syrup. Often celebrated when one is in the presence of the Stanley Cup
Dude, I totally pulled Canada's History on that skank!
by liveadvisor February 4, 2010
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