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Sunday Morning Text

When, after meeting and/or hooking up with someone on a Saturday night and exchanging numbers, you receive a text from them the next morning.
John: Hey man, have you talked to that chick who you hooked up with last night?
Dave: Yeah, she sent me a Sunday morning text, asking me how my hangover was.
by pidgeon_peter23 September 8, 2009
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Stale Text

A text message that is received well after it was sent. This often makes the text pointless and/or no longer applicable.
It is ten o'clock, and I just got a text from Jim saying to meet them at the movies around eight.

Damn, I hate getting stale texts like that!
by djs477 December 29, 2009
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Textie Text

A text mistakenly and regrettably sent of which the sender is highly embarrassed. First sent by Ted Mosby to "Holly"
Oh shit. I just textie texted my boss with "I love you pookie pie"
by SurveyJake April 27, 2009
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double text thumb arthritis

When one's thumbs shake, quiver, and hurt at rest due to over-texting. Usually a result of unlimited texting plans. It becomes easier to text than to actually speak to someone. Inflammation grows within the joints of the thumb and may cause swelling. May occur when dating someone extremely younger than oneself, or possibly a cougar/manther on the prowl in silent mode. Even a simple thumb's up can cause severe pain.
Manther: Ever since I've been dating this freshman babe, my thumbs hurt. Is it cause I've been jerkin off too much?

Manther Friend: When's the last time you actually talked to her?

Manther: Dude, now that you mention it, like a month ago...she only texts me all day long.

Manther Friend: You have double text thumb arthritis yo!
by frankrizzoDE September 23, 2009
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Unlimited Text Syndrome

When txt convo's take weird and somewhat unusual turns as a result of having an unlimited text message plan. Usually the logic behind it has to do with "pushing the envelope" more and more on a daily basis. These can get rather funny as time goes on (and just as degrading)
any time a conversation takes a turn for the worse...meaning to commit a crime for the sake of the joke (even though obviously no crime will be committed)......Unlimited Text Syndrome
by Mike Hawk Burns October 1, 2009
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one text stand

when somebody texts you and you text them back but they never reply.
Girl 1- "hey"
Guy 1- "hey, whats up?"
........(no reply)
Guy 1- *that bitch just one text standed me*
by Anthonygerbenshockler January 3, 2011
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two way text

When you begin to have a text conversation with someone, and as you're answering or sending the last text, they send another one about a different subject, sort of like a 'by the way' or 'forgot to tell you' thing, and you end up having two text convos with one person.
Texter: I got an A on my bio exam!

Textee: You bitch! I got a D.

Textee gets another text from Texter about a raging party.

Textee: Woah, woah. Let's end this two way text.
by Textee December 5, 2009
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