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Theis Tax

“Theis Tax is the way of checking the validity of a win/loss against the Houston Rockets. If the Rockets were beaten, Theis Tax would be considered if the NBA Center known as Daniel Theis was active during the game. If Theis Tax is present, the loss would no longer be valid. Theis Tax would also be included if a team loses to the Houston Rockets. If Daniel Theis is present during a Rockets win, the losing team is eligible for mockery, as they lost to the rockets even with Theis Tax”
“The Rockets Lost? Have you taken Theis Tax into consideration?”
by DanielTheisUnAppreciater December 18, 2021
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Pizza Tax

The appropriately set tax by a dad or guardian for a child or minor who is making a frozen pizza in dad's home. Typically, 1 piece of pizza is required for tax for a standard frozen pizza. The fully-cooked piece of pizza is to be relinquished to dad by the child because their pizza was prepared in dad's home, in his kitchen, using his oven, using his kitchen utensils, or any other excuse that dad comes up with at that moment.
The child stood in dismay when his father came into the kitchen to get a piece of pizza and collect his pizza tax.
by Didi of the Pants Clan December 18, 2021
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Windy Taxes

A Portuguese saying that rhymes in that language. Used to symbolize when you've made a great mistake.
< Windy Taxes! You've completely ruined this cake! >
by Windy Taxes April 14, 2022
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tax

tax
pay ur tax
by im blue dabbadee December 8, 2020
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Tax

The most annoy est mandatory purchase you make every month, and if you dont, you go to jail >:)
UGHHH I have to pay my taxes.
by ඞ Swift ඞ December 8, 2020
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Tax

To be taught a lesson; overcome or beaten; to overwhelm an opponent; to give or receive punishment or extreme consequences
I’m gonna tax you at basketball.
by Monaldo AbuSoufiane November 23, 2020
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Taxed

To be taught a lesson; overcome or beaten; to overwhelm an opponent; to give or receive punishment or extreme consequences
The police officer taxed me with a speeding ticket.
by Monaldo AbuSoufiane November 23, 2020
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