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fanum tax

when someone takes part of your food that you bought with your own money.
"YO WHY DID YOU TAKE MY FOOD"
"Remember the fanum tax๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜"
by anonymous November 25, 2023
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tax shelter

n. Bunker in which to hide with one's tax returns when the press come around.

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I need a few more yards of concrete. The reporters got a backhoe and dug up my last tax shelter.

Have you thought of using a charitable foundation?
by gnostic3 October 3, 2016
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Fanum Tax

The way Fanum would jokingly "tax" other members of AMP in 2022 by taking bits of their food when they were eating
Jeffery stop fanum taxing Currenโ€™s food.
by GreenChristmasHillsZone February 25, 2024
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Fanuco Tax

When your cousin and you gets taxed out of anything from your dad/uncle (money etc)
Yo you just got Fanuco taxed cuzzo
by LechonMan April 10, 2025
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Cut the Tax

A game similar to "Cut the Rope". The levels take place in Washington D.C. and instead of a little white line shown as a cut, Obama flies through with a Katana. Instead of feeding a green monster eating candy, it is just ANOTHER Obama waiting to cut the taxes the first Obama releases from the ceiling that is too damn high.
Jimmy: Have you played "Cut the Rope"?
Phil: That game is too old. I play "Cut the Tax"!
by codeman9028 June 13, 2014
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tax write-off day

a day so mundane/confusing/weird that you just want it to end and forget about it as soon as possible.
"Yesterday was so confusing, i waited for a phone call for 5 hours and they ended up not calling at all. Then the power went out until morning"

"Wow that seems like a weird day"

"Yea, it was a tax write-off day"
by Trymphus September 1, 2025
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Girlfriend tax

Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.
Girl: give me your hoodie
Boy: why?
Girl: its girlfriend tax you have to
by MissingJrn April 17, 2024
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