Throat Lotion Dispenser

A femal or in some cases a male who who loves giving fellatio and ingesting seminal fluid on a constant.

Man, all this jacking off and using spankerchefs is getting old... I need to hook up with a good THROAT LOTION DISPENSER. "... or ... " MY Wife, a TROOPER?! No no NO, The way she throats a cock and sucks it with such ferocity, she is a true, bonified THROAT LOTION DISPENSER!!!

by Mr. KSZ March 20, 2011

Throat Wrestling

The act of a woman taking a man's penis into her mouth and down the throat.

Dude that chick at the party took me back to her place and engaged in some major throat wrestling with my dick!

by FUBAR2011 June 10, 2011

throat cleaner

A fellatio sex move, where the receiving party has a dick of formidable size lodged in their throat, and it is vigorously moved in and out of the victims mouth to trachea, hopefully damaging the esophagus , see fuck,

He is so lovely and he put my whole fucking cock down his tight throat that was emmitting loud gushing sounds in the process. He tipped me extra for the throat cleaner, he was only expecting a regular blojob, but was satisfied by the faint taste of blood after it was over.

by reynreaktor October 28, 2013

Throat Rainbow

1) An energy drink more commonly known as Monster.
2)When a sexual partner enjoys swallowing his/her male partner's semen during oral sex, the semen is called a 'Throat Rainbow'.
3)Any enjoyable drink that tastes good.

1) "Dude, gimme some of that Monster."
"No way, man! It's my throat rainbow!"

2)"Girl, he came right into my throat with that amazing throat rainbow!"

3)"That pop was really a throat rainbow".

by largedick69 November 10, 2013

throatcutting

It means to make up a story and get someone else in trouble for somthing that they never did, using false but very convincingly real evidence. It is also a form of very organized and immoral bullying.

That bully was caught Throatcutting, but she did not get in trouble.

by The throatcutted May 30, 2014

Throapes

Herpes of the throat in the form of cold sores or canker sores caused by excessive abuse of the throat (commonly due to fellacio) or a sudden increase of acidity in liquids within your throat (due to eating dirty pussy).

Both causes of Throapes can be attributed to being a pussy.

Pronounces "throapees"

"Guys, I think I got Throapes from drinking so much fireball last night". "Shut up Klitz! You're just a pussy".

by The Doctor 804 April 14, 2014

throatstipation

The feeling of a burp refusing to come out.

I got throatstipation when I burped after eating too quickly but the burp wasn't big enough.

by minagica December 18, 2014