So cute that I would eat you up!

A metaphor that means that something is so cute, well you would eat it up. Really, it’s pretty terrifying. A funny though is just thinking if this goes for every animal when the eat something.

Lion: this youngling is so cute that I would eat you up!
Antelopes: aw thank you, she gets it from her mommy
Lion: *proceeds to maul and brutally kill the baby*

by Hentai-Man, the Bamboozler. October 02, 2020

cute ass sexy handsome motherfucker

nathan

damn that nathan is a cute ass sexy handsome motherfucker

by nanshagger April 28, 2020

alex/cute/demon/half wolf/half angel

One of those cringy mfs you'll see in roleplay games.

Person 1: "yo. look at alex/cute/demon/half wolf/half angel."
Person 2: "omg really??? his bio is cringe af xDDD"

by marute January 16, 2023

BaBy BuBbA/DrInk mWa MwA mIlky/CuTE

Basically every god damn baby in the Roblox game adopt and raise. The kind of stuff that may be worse Gacha Heat itself. And they speak like *+*tHis*+*!;o so basically they are hired by the government to blind you with their dumbass adopt and raise baby-

Person 1 : i named myself: BaBy BuBbA/DrInk mWa MwA mIlky/CuTE
Person 2 : no.

by SomeMemerOnUD June 21, 2021

National send 🍒 to cute guys day

On October 28th every year. Girls gotta send 🍒 to cute guys on snap;)

Girl: omg it’s National send 🍒 to cute guys day
Girl 2: ouuu that means Jacob’s getting 🍒 today

by Shadow84649 October 28, 2020

*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*

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me when the:*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*

so secy

by benzxp January 28, 2021

Very very very cute I can’t keep my eyes off you

My amazing boyfriend (omg I can’t believe I can say that now) who makes me so freaking happy and I would do anything for :)

Him: that word is not in the dictionary

Me: wanna bet

Me: very very very cute I can’t keep my eyes off you

by Ummmhello? August 03, 2021