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pledge train

When one is being initiated into a fraternity one is subject to be anal fucked by every member back to back.
Yo, Darren ran the pledge train!
by RatFuxker March 5, 2023
mugGet the pledge trainmug.

train hippy

A dirty kid who rides the train all the time, a bum kid
No, I don’t have an extra cig, get a job train hippy
by Dirtyallycat September 8, 2019
mugGet the train hippymug.

Baby-Train

Having a very high number of children, two children can be very expensive to raise in today's world/economy, but some people have more than 4. This wasn't a big deal in the baby boom post WWII, when we had a population decrease. But in today's economy, and with our overpopulation, it's a really bad move, unless said person is Richie Rich/Daddy Warbucks. Most parents of these baby trains don't exactly look the part of someone who can offer these children a very good quality of life (at least, not THAT many kids..)

The term "Baby Train" refers to the appearance of the parents walking down the street followed in a single-file line up by several kids (or following behind several kids), giving the appearance of a train towing cars. If they're pregnant while having a ton of kids, it is sometimes referred to as the "caboose" for being the last one (in theory) in the line up of "train cars".

It is questionable if these people are ever NOT pregnant, like half the kids were conceived in the delivery room or something. Also theorized that some children are "expendable" in case poor parenting or a freak accident results in the loss of one, they would have a replacement, so to speak.
*sees a parent pushing a double-stroller, with four kids tagging behind, and one in her arms* "Holy baby-train!"
by BJ Blaskowitsch September 30, 2012
mugGet the Baby-Trainmug.

train wine

Proceeding to get absolutely shit faced on the train, with mini bottles of wine, preferably purchased from M&S and drunk out of plastic cups. Because, you know, train wine is a classy affair.
"Train wine tonight?! "
"Fuck yeah, lets wine it up!"
by Pqrstuvwxyz October 19, 2015
mugGet the train winemug.

Trim Train

When 2 or more people shave eachother's back in succession
Ex. Jor, trim my back while Xav trims yours. We can run a trim train.
by Bigorangeman June 10, 2017
mugGet the Trim Trainmug.

Oregon train

When you fuck someone’s mom and get them pregnant and then fuck ur friends girlfriend and get her pregnant the dip the fuck out
I’m going Oregon train our friend
by Babboo69 January 22, 2021
mugGet the Oregon trainmug.

Train Bidet

A term used to describe washing your genitals on a train using a bottle of coke and mentos after receiving fellatio from an unsavoury character such as a cheap hooker or toothless vagrant (the two are not mutually exclusive).

To use a train bidet one stands oneself above a bottle of coke so that the spout it pointing towards the groin. After removing ones pants, one then drops a mentos into the bottle allowing the foamy goodness to cleanse ones genitals.
"Hey Bernie, why are you late for work?"
"Well Bob, I was on the way to work when I took the opportunity presented its self to have Shazza give me a blow job"
"Shazza, the toothless prozzie? Tell me more, Bernie."
"You see Bob, after such an incident I felt I needed to wash off but as the lavatories were out of order I decided a train bidet was the best option. My genitals are truly minty fresh now after my train bidet but the time spent administering it has made me tardy for work."
by Shane Brennan October 15, 2022
mugGet the Train Bidetmug.

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