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Speed Bump

When your significant other (typically female) inserts the entirety of her (or his) fist in your booty hole in quick, successive "bumps."

The frustration and anxiety typically associated with traffic speed bumps is included, especially if one has an impending bowel movement.

Santorum optional.
"After that speed bump, my ass really started to hurt."

"That queer really left a reservoir of Santorum in my ass after that speed bump."
by How Strange, Innocence November 6, 2011
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Freedom of speech

An excuse to say senseless opinions without going to jail for breaking the intellectual law
Cop: This stupid twatt used the freedom of speech argument and got away. There was a time when stupidity was unacceptable, those were the days
by KaiTheKing October 30, 2015
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speed caking

Speed Caking:

Purchasing multiple cakes with multiple people whether it be chocolate, cheese, raspberry, etc... taking a bite of one and rotating either to your right or left in a timely manner until each persons soul is completely satisfied with sugary goodness, and the plates are licked clean.
Last night at Cafe Intermezzo we speed caked into a sweet oblivion!

Speed caking = God's love for taste buds
by rDubs5 April 13, 2009
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Speedbag fisting

To repeatedly fist in a matter of seconds.
by Klkll August 8, 2014
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high speed backwards

A men's hairstyle in which all of the hair is greasily matted forward, as if forced that way after the person travelled backwards extremely quickly. Not done in an intentionally stylish way, the High Speed Backwards (or HSB) can be found on ragged old men or the homeless.
That raggedy-looking dude is sporting a SERIOUS high speed backwards.
by db April 23, 2005
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Lazy Speed

More commonly known as marijuana or pot
Man, oh man...we ridin' that lazy speed.
by Steagles April 9, 2006
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Frustrated Speech

When one reads a word and gets it wrong, it seems as if one's voice gets louder as one attempts to correct one's mistake. Also notice the increased frustration and anger presented by one's lovely face.
"...abolonishest...ABOlitionshion.....ABOLITIONIST!" - Illiterate Person A.

"Lol that dude is so frustrated." Random Person A.
"Wonder if he'd do that in an official speech, would make for good T.V." Tasteless Random Person B.

-Example should include the word "Frustrated Speech"- So be it UD.
by ex uno plures February 28, 2011
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