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squirrel gripper

Someone who keeps a tight grasp of his nuts - usually derogatory, and implies that this is happening during masturbation.
"Bob could have held on to the kite longer if he wasn't such a squirrel gripper."
by Homer Szechual January 8, 2012
mugGet the squirrel grippermug.

Squirrell Syndrome

Pertaining to a lack of composure of the bowels; vis.: bum-wee; esp. following a period of extensive alcohol intake beginning circa age 14.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Bum wee; corrosive flatulence; the inability to travel more than 20m without requiring defecation; sonorous and voluble digestion; the requirement to eat healthily for brief but ultimately insignificant periods; Chicken Cottage.

A recent 7-year study has found no medical cure.

Remarkable similarity to Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Noted for increased prevalence in Lincolnshire, UK.
Mike: I've got Bum Wee.

James: Must be Squirrell Syndrome. Chicken Cottage?

Mike: Yeah.
by A Random Architect November 13, 2011
mugGet the Squirrell Syndromemug.

Feral squirrel

a mentally handicapped person that has the facial features of a squirrel
by The cuntalope December 4, 2013
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Yellow Squirrel

The person that quickly logs off an IM to avoid responding to awkward questions
Hey did you ask him if there was an another women?
yes and then he just logged out
Whoa he is such a yellow squirrel.
Totally
by Gelid Crystalum July 3, 2011
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flying squirrell

to run and throw your pelvis in the air, resembling a flying squirrell.
Usually directed at someone whether it be a best friend or fat-chick.
Donny Doozie did the craziest flying squirrell last night at the bar.
by AnthonyWeaver April 20, 2006
mugGet the flying squirrellmug.

Baby night squirrel

A high school girl who comes up and goes to bars under the assumption she is a college student.
by B&B in the morning August 11, 2012
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lovely bit of squirrel

A phrase used to describe a nice piece of meat. It is used by Martin mainly in Friday night dinner.
*eats meat*

‘That’s a lovely bit of squirrel
by Jim and Wilson May 6, 2020
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