shit and spit

The act on taking a shit and jerking off at the same time

Dude, I didn't have enough time to get ready for the BBQ so I had to shit and spit!

by Poonnuggetz April 19, 2016

spits

spits is head . giving blowjobs and sucking dick .

Guy 1 : Yo and it was crazy , she gave him spits in the staircase . Shits mad ghetto .

Guy 2 : Oh Nahhh that crazy . Shes a baba .

by natedadon June 16, 2021

Spit us out

WAAAAAAAH!! WAAAAAAAAH!! Nobody else is allowed to bitch about their problems, Mister Jew! Shut up!

Hym "Yeah, ok dawg. Whatever. Nobody gives a shit. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT LEAVE! HOW DOES THAT SOUND!? GO BACK TO ISRAEL! Your Jew friend Ben was just saying that a second ago wasn't he? Bye! 'If you don't like it leave' that's the official conservative position on complaining about America. 'DoN't SpIt Us OuT aGaIn! WAAAH!' Shut up. Anybody else complains and it fails on deaf ears. If your book is your story then your story is murdering people and kidnapping their daughters as rape slaves. Shut the fuck up!"

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

Caught spits

Receiving oral sex

YOOOO, I just caught spits from this one shorty in the bathroom!

by S1lent_Ch4lk January 2, 2024

spitting in the wind

A futile act.

I asked my girlfriend of 3 years to explain why she's never invited me to one of her superbowl parties, but , clearly, I was spitting in the wind.

by Rufus is rockin October 7, 2016

cough and spit

to get upset about something

If enough people cough and spit about this, things might change.

by anonymous October 10, 2020

dead spit

Dead Spit something that looks extremely like or identical to something else.

1: Ay this girl I saw looks dead spit of kylie Jenner
2: Nah mate, Kylie Jenner is the dead spit of that girl

by GH0ST15 July 1, 2023