Severus Snape

The guy in the Harry Potter films who looks like Alice B. Toklas. Played by Alan Rickman, who hasn't been sexy since 1988.

Professor Severus Snape, my crush on David Thewlis notwithstanding, do you realize you look like Alice B. Toklas, right?

by Alsatia Watley July 20, 2011

Severus Snipe

a Severus Snipe is in soccer when a player shoots and scores the ball from a lengthy distance. The term, alluding to the popular Harry Potter character, is frequently used when describing an unbelievable goal in which the shooter uses sniper like aim and precision to bury the ball in the back of the net.

The dangster's record of goals on jv was in itself breathtakingly impressive, not to mention the consistency at which he would provide his team with jaw dropping Severus Snipes.

by Chad Sexington IV August 26, 2009

sniper

A term used by a male to inform another male that there is a female in eyeshot sporting visible THO. That male is then expected to discreetly survey the area, locate the female and inspect her nipple(s). Often accompanied by a nudge and or a widely open-eyed head gesture toward the female.

Male A: "Dude, sniper."
Male B: "...nice."

by Mutard December 9, 2008

sniperlink

the famous cs player from ucyber ice!! =P

by ice August 26, 2003

sniped

the act of being cut off on your turn to drop into a snowboard jump

That son of a bitch just sniped my run!

by John Q. Public Jr. January 18, 2006

snipe'd

A 1337 word defining decapitation via sniper rifle; common in first person shooter games; may be yelled/typed out by spawn campers or people with the word "sniper" IN their NAME becuz they want to try and scare you and let you know they're good with the sniper rifle.... but really they suck.

xXsniperpwnzjooXx sniped ilovecss
ilovecss: "WTF THAT FAG SNIPE'D ME!!1!"

by Xader76 December 30, 2008

Snipe

To steal or take something from someone else, most of the time without them knowing.

"I Just sniped his shirt from him."
"Im gunna snipe your candy."

by NoooooNaaaaame July 27, 2008