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shortstop

A defecation in the front portion of the toilet bowl so that when flushed, the water is unable to push the feces down the toilet. For a male to execute, the penis and testicles must be placed in front of the seat while defecating.
After a crazy party at his house John went to use the restroom, only to find that someone had left a shortstop in his toilet.
by Phylliss February 25, 2008
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Sportsman

A pushy, ambitious person who walks around you up the escalator and isn't content to wait in line with everyone else. A pejorative term possibly first coined in Moscow where the metro escalators are especially long and walking up them is a tireless endeavor.
Guy 1: Geez, these morons are rushing me up the escalator! Can't they see its like a mile long?!
Guy 2: Just let 'em go by. They must be official "sportsman".
by Legally Pumped December 14, 2012
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faggoty white shorts

A style of clothing particularly associated with that of the girls rugby team of Maryville, Tennessee.
Coach: "Take a second to look over there at those girls in their faggoty white shorts."
Team: "They sure are faggoty!"
All together: "Hahaha"
by A Fly-half September 7, 2008
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Sports Illustrated

Something this isn't.
"This isn't sports illustrated...... How is this team's name URBAN SLANG? You want sports? This definition is a pile of steaming horse-hockey!!" -- Some obnoxious sack of horse shit
by So fucking sick of that guy. January 17, 2005
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shortstack pikelets with maple

the skirt that everyone chases and the piece of tail that no-one gets to nail.
I will have two orders of shortstack pikelets with extra maple, post haste.
by Lizzy McWhore July 30, 2004
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Sports

A style of clothing where the shorts are worn half way down to the shin, often exposing the boxers. Usually an elaborate belt buckle is showing, or "bling" is worn around or near, the waste.
"Yo dude"! look at that "gangsta" over there his "sports" are tricked out and lower than ever!"

"I wish that "young man" would pick up those "sports" I find his dress wear very aggravating".
by "herbs" green icecream June 11, 2009
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Stand Up Sportsman’s Double

When a father and son have a threesome with the neighbors ex wife while making eye contact at the moment of ejaculation.
My dad and I had always fancied the neighbors wife but I didn’t think we would ever have a stand up sportsman’s double.
by All Bets Hedged July 27, 2021
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