A defecation in the front portion of the toilet bowl so that when flushed, the water is unable to push the feces down the toilet. For a male to execute, the penis and testicles must be placed in front of the seat while defecating.
After a crazy party at his house John went to use the restroom, only to find that someone had left a shortstop in his toilet.
by Phylliss February 25, 2008
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Guy 1: Geez, these morons are rushing me up the escalator! Can't they see its like a mile long?!
Guy 2: Just let 'em go by. They must be official "sportsman".
Guy 2: Just let 'em go by. They must be official "sportsman".
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A style of clothing particularly associated with that of the girls rugby team of Maryville, Tennessee.
Coach: "Take a second to look over there at those girls in their faggoty white shorts."
Team: "They sure are faggoty!"
All together: "Hahaha"
Team: "They sure are faggoty!"
All together: "Hahaha"
by A Fly-half September 7, 2008
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"This isn't sports illustrated...... How is this team's name URBAN SLANG? You want sports? This definition is a pile of steaming horse-hockey!!" -- Some obnoxious sack of horse shit
by So fucking sick of that guy. January 17, 2005
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Get the shortstack pikelets with maple mug.A style of clothing where the shorts are worn half way down to the shin, often exposing the boxers. Usually an elaborate belt buckle is showing, or "bling" is worn around or near, the waste.
"Yo dude"! look at that "gangsta" over there his "sports" are tricked out and lower than ever!"
"I wish that "young man" would pick up those "sports" I find his dress wear very aggravating".
"I wish that "young man" would pick up those "sports" I find his dress wear very aggravating".
by "herbs" green icecream June 11, 2009
Get the Sports mug.When a father and son have a threesome with the neighbors ex wife while making eye contact at the moment of ejaculation.
My dad and I had always fancied the neighbors wife but I didn’t think we would ever have a stand up sportsman’s double.
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