silent bruise

A bruise that you can't see but you can feel and it hurts

Don't touch me there that's my silent bruise

by mary bleh November 11, 2013

shipled

Shipled is the painful action of a man sitting on his own testicles. This often occurs in elderly, bald men known to tuck their ball sacks into their knee high socks.

Dave shipled himself; blew out his nuts while attempting to jump into that lifted truck.

by Wizzard Karl 2 October 14, 2014

silent insult

To offend someone without directly insulting them.

You think your sly with your silent insults

by Skitzo Tha Legacy August 10, 2014

Silentionism

The ideology of having emotion, but staying silent about it because of fear of public chastising.

"Hey, do you see that kid over there? He's sitting alone because he practices Silentionism.

by Not. Cool. March 27, 2015

silent roommate

Marijuana grown in one's house as a means of paying rent, utilities and other bills.

Ian: Hey Randy, you do you afford rent when you don't have a job?
Randy: Easy man, converted my spare bedroom into a grow room. The Silent Roommate pays for it all...

by saluteyoursharts July 16, 2015

silent slippers

A fart that comes out of your ass that you didn't mean to intentionally let that is extremely quiet. "Like slippers on a floor".

I was in a meeting at work when I suddenly felt a grumble in my stomach, I couldn't up and leave at that momemt; however, some silent slippers popped out of me like a squeezed balloon.

by Simplyme200099 October 4, 2015

silent roasting

Roasting between you and another person with no audience to witness.

My Silent roasting is on point, are you sure you want this?

by DamnedB March 23, 2016