Simon’s Disease

A rare pooping disorder in which you poop at work 10 to 12 times a day.

“It’s like his 5th time shitting and it’s not even 10:00 am. Must have Simon’s disease.”

by Hiccupsandpickups March 21, 2022

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Packing a solid 0.000001 millimeters and 7 inch testicals, (speaking from expirience), also has nice gurth ( choad), and is known as a sexy beast that all ladies swoon to there knees.

"Wow his cock is tiny, but he still gets girls"
" That's who he is, just a Simon

by Falcox_213 March 24, 2022

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Fat polish immigrant

Simon u fat polish immigrant

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Simona is not only gorgeous but she is a strong and driven individual.
Simona knows exactly what she wants and will reach her goals with your help or without. Simona would prefer you to be involved in her life but will not beg.
Simona is extremely loyal and you can rest assured if she chooses you, then man you have made it.

Simona chose me and I hope that I’m worthy of her love and loyalty

by LyleBrenke April 3, 2022

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Simon is a nice, handsome and intellectual being, if he ever gets intimate you. He will never let go of an opportunity to "study", though he never wants to help with your homework. He takes his spare time very seriously and let's no one disturb him. He has lots of kinks, and would love to get intimate with paprika.

Person 1: What is that guy gonna do with the paprika?
Person 2: You don't think it's a Simon, do you?

by PaprikaEater21XD April 19, 2022

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