shame shades

(noun): A specified pair of sunglasses or tinted eyewear worn the morning after a night of excessive drinking and/or poor decision making

Jessica showed up to Sunday breakfast wearing her shame shades again this week

by SecondRollYo October 1, 2019

Dick shaming

Is when a woman shames a genetically inferior beta, for his small penis.

Dick shaming is when a women say to you: "Your penis is so small, get out."

by BlackpilledGod September 5, 2019

Dick shaming

Is when a woman shames a genetically inferior beta, for his small penis.

Dick shaming is when a women say to you: "Your penis is so small, get out."

by BlackpilledGod September 5, 2019

scroll shame

The feeling of regret after having wasted far too much time scrolling aimlessly over social networks instead of spending the time doing something productive.

"I’ve got serious scroll shame today. I just spent 25 minutes scrolling and falling down one clickbait rabbit hole after another. I could have got so much done already but now I’m out of time".

by Stivchik December 15, 2017

sock shaming

When you judge someone for their socks, depending on the characteristics; Size, shape, color, etc.

Girl: what are those?
Guy: legs?

Girl: no the socks
Guy: ARE YOU SOCK SHAMING?

by MasterPalp January 10, 2018

Web shamed

Exposed and humiliated on every possible form of social media.

Bob got web shamed when he got drunk and peed himself.

by Frankgallager March 26, 2017

attention shaming

The practice on social media (Facebook in particular) of chastising others for responding to the news they are responding to, accusing them of being distracting from "more important" issues, as determined by the scolder.

Lauren's most recent episode in attention shaming Dirk was for tweeting about Sean Spicer's latest gaffe instead of a new report from Greenpeace on the near extinction of Zimbabwean duck-billed platypi due to climate change.

by Marquismarq April 11, 2017