Sexual Monkey

(Noun: Thing) sexual monkey Kipling monkey seen on most of the Kipling merchandise. This includes purses, backpacks, and pencil pouches. The monkey has its mouth in an "O" shape, one hand with a thumb sticking up, and the other hand with fingers making an "O". Very. Freakin. Sexual.

Today, I obtained a "sexual monkey" from my new Kipling backpack!

by RogueJiiineh February 18, 2011

Sexual Camel

Someone who can go long periods without sex, just as a Camel goes many days without water.

My boy Darrius is a sexual camel yo!

by Yrrej March 15, 2015

Sexual poverty

When a man is in a committed relationship and his partner refrains from sex, thus putting the male into sexual poverty.

Mate, she’s killing me, I’m living in sexual poverty

by Alphadick June 4, 2019

Stribor-sexual

When you're only attracted to Stribors (very hot guy/girl with long ass blue and green dyed hair, lot of piercings and a great mustache, veri shrek like)

-Damn u really like Stribor
you must be Stribor-sexual then.

by Steibleon August 28, 2022

Cactus Sexual

Being sexually attracted to a plant, specifically a cactus. A cactus is a mostly green plant with sharp pin-like things coming out of it that can cause harm if touched.

"After my visit to a desert I immediately felt an off attraction to a cactus. I am Cactus Sexual."

by Thecactiloversquad January 16, 2017

Slowmo Sexuals

The name given to retarded zombies who do not walk as fast as their prey.

The Slowmo Sexuals are really getting on my nerves.

by Gakupo April 17, 2010

Sexual Vanilla

A person who engages in traditional sexual acts only.

i.e. Missionary style, lights out, etc...

Person 1: Have you ever experimented with BDSM?
Sexual Vanilla: BDSM? What's that?

by Gigiginger October 20, 2010