Sexual Singularity

The ratio of men to women that will perpetuate peace on the planet. Under normal conditions, 105 men for every 100 women are born each generation, which sets the species for war and struggle and is the cause of persistent sexual harassment and male domination. A proportion of 80 men for every 100 women would close the gender income gap as it currently exist while 50/100 would more or less equilibrate the demand for sex between the two genders, which is around double for men in aggregate terms. In 2012, Femitheist suggested to bring it down to between 1 and 10 men for every 100 women, which would imply socializing women into having relationships with each other and a complete different understanding of society.

Man, I hope the United Nations apply the Sexual Singularity soon, whatever the new proportion is. I can't wait to have sex with the surplus of young Stacies and Beckies.

Ladies, ladies, ladies! We've got it! The Sexual Singularity will smash the Patriarchy once and for all!

by Fransuti May 9, 2020

Sexual Punishment

When you are punished with forced sex

Noo not sexual punishment

by The only pug July 16, 2021

Slowmo Sexuals

The name given to retarded zombies who do not walk as fast as their prey.

The Slowmo Sexuals are really getting on my nerves.

by Gakupo April 17, 2010

Cactus Sexual

Being sexually attracted to a plant, specifically a cactus. A cactus is a mostly green plant with sharp pin-like things coming out of it that can cause harm if touched.

"After my visit to a desert I immediately felt an off attraction to a cactus. I am Cactus Sexual."

by Thecactiloversquad January 16, 2017

Sexual Monkey

(Noun: Thing) sexual monkey Kipling monkey seen on most of the Kipling merchandise. This includes purses, backpacks, and pencil pouches. The monkey has its mouth in an "O" shape, one hand with a thumb sticking up, and the other hand with fingers making an "O". Very. Freakin. Sexual.

Today, I obtained a "sexual monkey" from my new Kipling backpack!

by RogueJiiineh February 18, 2011

Stribor-sexual

When you're only attracted to Stribors (very hot guy/girl with long ass blue and green dyed hair, lot of piercings and a great mustache, veri shrek like)

-Damn u really like Stribor
you must be Stribor-sexual then.

by Steibleon August 28, 2022

Sexual Vanilla

A person who engages in traditional sexual acts only.

i.e. Missionary style, lights out, etc...

Person 1: Have you ever experimented with BDSM?
Sexual Vanilla: BDSM? What's that?

by Gigiginger October 20, 2010