security deposit

Ejaculation into a condom.

Bob: I hope you used protection with that ho you banged last night.
Joe: Yeah, I made a security deposit.

by Celestial Parsnip September 4, 2003

Secret Collect

An item that you collect in the game "Secret Collect!" for the FunMachine, that looks nothing like Strong Bad.

Secret Collect!

by PSisTEHsuxxors March 5, 2004

Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine

someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their mother's genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of racism. The best of both worlds one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.

Person 1: "Doctor, please prescribe me something my anxiety and depression is making me want to eat ass."
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately

by erectile dysfunctional family May 18, 2020

secret agent

Using only one headphone on one's ear while listening to music, resembling a secret agent's way of communicating.

Hey I wanna listen to some tunes but I also wanna hear you talk so im just going to do the secret agent.

by Lord 13yr0n March 26, 2008

secret butcher

a person who takes their meat from behind
eg: has alot of ass pumping

boy george is a secret butcher

by max bojovic January 9, 2008

secret snowball

when you have cum in your mouth and make out with a girl giving her an unsuspecting treat

dude i gave that girl a secret snowball. it tasted so bad but it was worth it

by hecklebackfreckle October 13, 2008

secret wanker

1. A person who was born in America but attempts to blend into another country's society by adopting their customs and accent in speech.

2. One who masturbates in private.

Joe: So did ya know that Jack's a secret wanker?

Stephanie: Look, what a person does in his own home is no business of mine.

by ppomg April 4, 2009