Scale Of Hurns

Scale by which one can define the power or amplitude of Hurns emission in any situation or event.

Rock n' Roll = Scale of Hurns(+7)

by {p}ole February 23, 2011

Zooted Scale

A scale describing how high someone is through a list of relatable descriptor words.
Please see as followed:
1. Creamed (as high as possible)
2. Zooted
3. Baked

4. Glazed
5. High
6. Lifted

"Hey man, are you okay after smoking that much? You look totally creamed according to the Zooted Scale."

by cactifetish69 April 10, 2021

Scales

N. A situation of utter misery and hopelessness

"We're in the scales, now"

by Beanboi85 November 3, 2021

Stiffness scale

The ladies were talking and started discussing their mens stiffness scale. It measure the hardness of the stiffness. It goes from 1 to 5. 1 Means you have a softy problem or had way too much to drink. 5 mens you probably took 3 Viagra.

The guy was drunk and measure a 1 on the stiffness scale

by Qlesbo March 18, 2022

Controller for Scale

This is ehat you use to help show the size of your penis while sending dick pics.

Show me your dick, don't forget controller for scale.

by apnv November 26, 2016