Sloppy Gelopy

A girl who vomits on a guy's penis after a blowjob.

Dude that girl gave me a sloppy gelopy last night.

by GorilaZzz March 21, 2010

Sloppy terrorist

Give your partner a facial after she has just gotten out of the shower and still has a towel wrapped around her head for drying her hair.

After I gave Jill a sloppy terrorist she had to go take another shower.

by Zoboomafoo Chris March 21, 2008

Sloppy Moyer

Whenever a lady urinates in the mans back and it runs down to his butt crack to the anus, and she then licks the ass hole.

Holy shit last night Susie sure gave me a sloppy moyer.

by jim hofer November 1, 2008

Sloppy Jane

To have sex, oral or vaginal, with a woman whilst she's having her period.

Martha and I did the Sloppy Jane last night...it looked like someone used a hacksaw.

Shawna said she was on the rag, but I didn't care so we did the Sloppy Jane. It looked like a surgical scene from Grey's Anatomy.

You did the Sloppy Jane last night? Yeah, we made sure to lay down a tarp first.

I hate it when my boyfriend wants to do the Sloppy Jane. I already feel bloated and gross...why would I want to have sex?

by I'mSeeingRed December 7, 2011

Sloppy Joe

When you eat a girl out when she is having her period. Much tastier than the one that you buy at the market.

Man, I was hungry last night. Luckily, my girlfriend came over and I had a Sloppy Joe.

by sloppyguy April 30, 2009

sloppy sandwich

1.)When a girl jacks a guy off with a peanut butter & Jelly sandwich.

Omg, my girlfriend gave me the best sloppy sandwich last night. I loved it.

by sam i am not 1 3 September 9, 2010

Sloppy Grommit

The act of shoveling stale guacamole into the slots of your pungent armpits. Then running a marathon until the saucy mixture turns a brown, yellowish color and smells of almonds. Once this stage is achieved, the rotting guacamole is to be smeared into the eye sockets of a loved one.

Bill:"What did you get Susan for her birthday?"
Donnie: "It took me awhile to get it prepared, but I managed to give her a Sloppy Grommit, she returned the favor by taking a sweet dump across my chest."
Bill: " Sounds great! Im craving mexican food."

by SketchyBodayegs July 25, 2009