Simonkey

Simonkey is a word used for a crazy person that ncommited several war crimes and human rights violations

"Hitler is a simonkey"

by Not Kinky Kitsune August 11, 2019

Simon Sadler

A man who takes over a football club he supports and saves it from administration.

Bolton Wanderers F.C. really need a Simon Sadler to take over their club
"We've got Simon Sadler"

by BenGarrityAppreciation August 23, 2019

Simon

can seem nice from time to time, but he can be can be as mean as the devil

jesus christ simon could be spawn of the devil

by Salomien October 22, 2019

Simon Robinson

Simon is an amazing person and is friends with anyone. He is very funny but can be sometimes annoying. If you meet a Simon Robinson make sure to be friends with him and he will always have your back. Anytime, anywhere. He also is often sad and lonely but his friends are always making him happy

Wow! Is that Simon Robinson? He is so cool!

by TheGreatNan November 7, 2019

simon chater

Nice dick, shame about the face.
Little creepy, kinda like a horny Joseph Fritzl. If you close your eyes whilst fucking him though, he’ll fuck you into next week.

That perv at the pub last night was a total Simon Chater. 5 more pints and I would’ve taken him home and had the time of my life.

by 00Daddy November 22, 2019

Sionen

Sionen's are really gay people but are really loveable but, mostly annoying.
But they are good friends and have a really high iq although no one takes her seriously.

Sionen is so gay!

Did you know Sionen is a lesbian!

Sionen bends over backwards for girls

by DefinitelyNotASionen November 27, 2019

simon syndrome

the illusion that one is in a perpetual game of simon says, and as a result, will not obey anyone unless the command is preceded by “simon says”

did you hear about thomas’s accident? i heard he has a case of simon syndrome.

by shatikiliki November 28, 2019