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Slippery Sammy

You pour skim milk on your dick then lube up her middle toe. Then slide your flaccid milk covered penis in between her middle toe and slightly bigger toe. Then she forcefully slaps your head of your penis about. Then she proceeds to pull out a permanent maker that was originally in he slimy pussy, it is now covered in slimy pussy juice. And with her perky tits takes off the cap of the marker. Then she begins to draw a cat face on your head. Then she goes "Meow Baby" and begins to aggresively ram the marker up the dick hole that is covered with milk, doing this is makes your previously flaccid penis now hard AF. Then slowly sliding her foot away from your nob then she gets her newborn pussy cat to lick off all the milk off the now marker filled dick. Then slides a moldy potato onto your dick and then begins to carve the potato into a clown face and accidentally slits your dick open and the blood pours everywhere into love heart. Then she proceeds to slide her knees along the ground through the bloody love heart and then screams at the top of her lungs bloody hell
by Slippery Sammy July 29, 2016
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slipper bath

An iconic style of bathtub that originated in the Victorian era, in a shape that resembles a lady's slipper.
The flat was equipped with a slipper bath.
by Walter Street August 26, 2017
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pink slipper

A fraternity hazing where a new pledge must eat out a girl after she has been gangbanged by all the other guys.
Toby enjoyed his pink slipper and was accepted into the fraternity.
by Finger Puppet September 14, 2008
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Glass Slippers

Properly used as a slang replacement of "gay".
by TheMaskedAvengerOfTN March 13, 2009
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slippery fish

When the penis accidently enters the butthole instead of the vagina while engaging in intercourse. Often results in extreme anus ripping and loss of sexual feelings. Side effects include trouble walking, massive diarreah, and ripped anus.
Its not ever day that you get the slippery fish
by mermicorn November 6, 2010
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pink snipper

A pink snipper is when man or woman inserts his or her tounge into a cats vagina
The small child gave the cat a pink snipper
by superbatmancheese December 21, 2009
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shipped upstate

To send someone to the penitentury.
Carla got shipped upstate! She better keep her bootyhole tight!
by Sharell September 22, 2005
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