Rebekah Paste

Rebekah Paste is the baddest bish you'll ever meet. She May be pale and white but she'll steal your man so quick with her bucket and forehead fetish.

" Did you see Rebekah Paste just steal Vroom Vroom away from Linda."

"Yeah she's such a Lisili Malum"

by Unsteady Hatter July 2, 2018

rebec

she has no neck, she jump of da deck, and if you lie to her, she will detecc

rebecky the dectecty wont jump off the decky

by i love rebec March 13, 2021

Rebecca

Dumb bitch who's gonna die

Rebecca, is a dumb bitch who's gonna die.

by Gorilla butt321 December 16, 2021

Rebekah Thornton

I love the way you pick your nose the way you eat my garden hose when I first saw you I froze I really wanted to suck your toes I hope my effort shows to preserve all your dirty clothes I will now plant a rose in honour of your big fat nose you never got to propose and now you decompose

Person 1 - Omg did you hear Rebekah Thornton’s poem
Person 2- yes that was so weird like talking to a grave couldn’t be me

Person 1- ha lol rip bozo

by Omgya February 17, 2022

The Rebecca Blackocalypse

It is the apocalypse where everyone starts talking about Rebecca Black.

Person X: "Rebecca Black's Friday had more hits on youtube
than Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber!"
Person Y: "Glee is making a cover for Rebecca Black's Friday!"
Person Z: "Its The Rebecca Blackocalypse!"

by Menstruation May 11, 2011

Post Rebecca Black

Also known as PRB. The world as it is today. After Rebecca Black unleashed the horror that is "Friday" a new calendar system was called into effect, to show a distinction between the world as it was, and the world as it is today. The main difference being marked by the incessant singing and re-singing of the words "It's Friday, friday" every time said day is mentioned.

We are now living in the year 0 Post Rebecca Black. (PRB)

by veronicasawyersmokes July 8, 2011

Turkey Rebellion

Known as Thanksgiving, prior to the year 2020, where Blue State Governors and associated local Health Officials channel their inner King George, mandating masks in your home with your loved ones while watching football and eating typically dry Turkey. Everyone's here for the booze and the sides so leave us alone!

Hey bro- Phil Murphy and/or Gavin Newsom can suck it, we're coming to your house anyways, Thanksgiving 2020 is now called Turkey Rebellion! We threw tea into the harbor- what do they expect!

by Real Clear Gadsen Flag November 18, 2020