Readtard

BANNER:
There's simply no way to shield

against every weaponized agent.

But l can make

super-immune systems...

by strengthening

the human cellular response.

Banner, l know where you're going.

But manipulating the immune system

is dangerous and stupid.

The President's science advisors

made it absolutely clear.

No human subjects.

EDlTH:
David, l have wonderful news.

l'm gonna have a baby.

Edith groaning

Edith yelling

Dramatic instrumental music

Tense instrumental music

Baby crying

Soothing female vocals

Baby babbling

BANNER:
What's it gonna be? Look at that.

Want the dinosaur? Come on,

let's have a little fight. Come on.

You don't scare me.

Bruce growling

"You are a readtardddddddddd"

by cumpant May 22, 2020

realtor license

What 20-30 year old life fuckups say they are working on acquiring to their friends and family. These people often are working Multi-Level Marketing schemes on facebook at the same time.

"Actually i haven't been dealing for a few months now. I got a kid on the way and i've been trying to stay clean and make some changes. I've been doing real estate classes after work and working on getting my realtor license. Once i got that then i can make real money"

by Pauley-C August 31, 2020

réaltín

#coolest person ever

aka me

réaltín is cool

by Becausenooneknowsmyname September 14, 2020

reath

A very short person

Wow look at him, he’s reath

by Sjdhdhsizbsjsk November 13, 2020

Reath

Reath is a very nice person. they often fake a smile but they are a very funny person in general. They are very short and have many crush’s. normally there names are olivia ryann lauren avery taylor and gavin. they get bullied A LOT and has no friends

reath is very short

by chicken nuggets for lifeeeeee November 13, 2020

Reaches

1. A person who fight for his dreams to reach his goal/object or destination.

2. The process of planning to get to a destination or reach your goal.

E.g Reaches is reaching the destination.

e.g I'm going to reaches my goals and dreams.

by LONNER@88 December 15, 2020

Reacharound

While it also describes a sex act, a reacharound can also refer to when something or someone applies something so extremely, they come back around to do the opposite. Usually done either ironcally, spitefully, or unintentionally.

"I hated Christianity and God so much that I reachedaround and became a pagan"
"He really pulled a reacharound and was so homophobic that he became gay"

by Theguywiththeflowercrown December 18, 2020