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Rule #101

Rule #101 states that every single self picture uploaded to the internet has been masturbated to by a stranger at least once.
Hank: "Hey, did you see that grandma put her new profile pic up?"

Joleen: "Rule #101, buddy..."

Hank: "I don't feel so good."
by Kentenathien November 6, 2011
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Boyfriend Rule

When a girl wants a boyfriend she'll remain single, but when she gives up on guys, a guy will ask her out.
Emma: I am so over guys! I give up! I'm going to focus on myself, and my work.
Sara: you're totally going to get boyfriend now, it's the Boyfriend Rule.
10 seconds later
Chad: Hey Emma, wanna go out with me?
by itisathing December 20, 2015
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Lads Rule

Used on occassions when only few people are awake at the end of a night. Those people are allowed everyone else's left over beers as this comes under 'lads rule'. If anyone refuses to give up their beers you only need to say lads rule and they have to give them up.
"We're doing all nighter so we get all the beers"
"What? No!"
"Lads Rule."
"Oh, okay."

End of conversation.
by Lads R00L April 14, 2010
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rule 121

Rule 121: If it's a chat site, people will fuck on it.
Rule 121a: If it's a chat site and people haven't fucked on it, they will, no exceptions.
Hey dude, I just went on Chatango and it was nothing but people cybering.
Dude, rule 121.
by The Internet Rule Legislators September 26, 2018
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rule of 7

cut your age in half then add 7, that is how young you can go to hook up with someone
bob:yo you see that girl?
joe:yea but she aint in my rule of 7, she too young
bob:huh
Joe:I'm 20 half that is 10 add 7 thats 17 she only 16, thats a no go
by bobdoleca01 September 26, 2013
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brown-rule

The unwritten law in the Northeastern US that insures that a Desi guy can never get with a hot white girl no matter how cool he is.
I got hit by the brown-rule again.
by Parvez April 17, 2006
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The Golden Rule

Guy 1: Yo ima nail the chick, I don’t care if she looks like a Manatee.

Guy 2: Dude don’t. Remember, the golden rule: no fat bitches.

Guy 1: Dude you’re right, my bad.
by Dordo Bird Expert September 14, 2020
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