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Pulling a Roberts

Attempting to quote from memory a short, famous passage or pledge in front of lots of (millions of) people and screwing it up royally.
Barry: The Chief Justice tried to swear me in at the ceremony without a notecard and fucked it all to hell! Some people think it was MY fault!

Michelle: Oh, don't worry baby. Everyone knows he was pulling a Roberts.
by Neptunium January 28, 2009
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repertoire

1. The entire set of acts, positions, aptitude, devices, and skills one can perform during sex.

2. The various acts, positions and skills one will perform during a single session of sex.
I plan to use the froggy style from my repertoire with this new stud tonight.
by irvwebguy August 14, 2012
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Robert

The gayest human being you will ever meet. He will try to lire you into his gay dungeon. Usually roberts hairline is deformed and his penis is small
by RjNhK January 21, 2020
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base raper

One who kills enemy plane campers that dont spawn at the front lines in the game Battlefield 1942 and Desert Combat.

Esp. with a Helicopter or Tank
teamplayer: damn! I pwned taht plane camper! HAHaHAHA!!!!11!!!1

c4mpz0r: OMG TEH H4X!
by Anonymous September 18, 2003
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emma roberts

the actress who had me blowing their back out last week. also a simply stunning human being and whoever disagrees can suck it.
jake: yo, remember emma roberts?
me: my hot, beautiful, delicious wife who i ate out last week?
jake: yeah.
by babiesheads June 8, 2020
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robert

A male that exhibits an extreme amount of flirtation when around any type of female. (i.e. fat, ugly, busted, disfigured, mole on the face) Often can be found employing the tactic of song to attract mates. Is turned on by magnum condoms, blow up mattresses, guitar hero, and blastoise. Likes to use the phrase "i'd do anything once", and once broke up with a girlfriend over world of warcraft.
O God Robert is coming hide your sister.
O God Robert is coming hide your girlfriend.
O God Robert is coming hide you dog.
by A. stoochle December 9, 2008
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Raging ass raper in the shitter

In World 2 of the game Inselkampf Axthrower is the raging ass raper in the shitter
Axthrower: Its raging ass raper in the shitter time
Indole: Its what?!
Axthrower: Rape Rape Rape
by yeah I did it3333333 November 6, 2010
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