Porn-angels
A drunken act to hide from a work party so you can sneakly get frisky with another very hot co-worker.
A drunken act to hide from a work party so you can sneakly get frisky with another very hot co-worker.
To create some porn-angels first you must:
1. Sneak away.
2. Hide in the porn section of a video store.
3. Things start to get frisky with one another causing the entire shelf of Porn DVDs to fall on the ground.
Now that the ground is completely covered in boobs/cock DVDs, lay down on the ground and move your arms in a flapping motion. This will leave behind some porn-angel wings.
Origin: 4am Video store.
4. Run!
1. Sneak away.
2. Hide in the porn section of a video store.
3. Things start to get frisky with one another causing the entire shelf of Porn DVDs to fall on the ground.
Now that the ground is completely covered in boobs/cock DVDs, lay down on the ground and move your arms in a flapping motion. This will leave behind some porn-angel wings.
Origin: 4am Video store.
4. Run!
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Authors such as Nicholas Sparks and Mitch Albom are typically referred to as tear pornographers.
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The Notebook? Is that that movie where the bitch can't remember? Straight tear porn.
I just read For One More Day. If my eyes had penises, they would be rock hard right now.
I just read For One More Day. If my eyes had penises, they would be rock hard right now.
by MillenniumDoug May 29, 2009
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-Aah a porn sexuality rating of 8 I'd say. What bout you.
-aah I'll give her a 9
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Example 1:
Reminiscent Guy: When I was 11, it was Ryan Higa who got me hooked on YouTube. That, and YouTube Porn. God I used to love those Kate Upton dancing videos.
Example 2:
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11 Year Old Kid: What?
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Example 2:
11 Year Old Kid: Hey bro, did you see that video of that one bikini girl putting sunscreen on that other bikini girl? So hot, right?
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11 Year Old Kid: What?
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by Em p February 1, 2014
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The worst offenders will flake on the opportunity and then call a few months later with excuses and start the process all over again.
The worst offenders will flake on the opportunity and then call a few months later with excuses and start the process all over again.
"I have a guy on the phone with no experience interested in acting in a porn film."
"Hang up. He's probably just a Porn Flake."
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