poop glance

looking in the toilet and observing your poop after you have crapped it out

I think I saw John take a poop glance trying to find last night corn and mashed potatoes.

by plug19197 June 17, 2009

poop towel

A towel that has been used as a toilet.

Dude, did you see that poop towel by the Cinerama!

by assbitch February 19, 2010

poopaqua

the state of mind one gets at the climax of pooping.

Aw damn dude I was in a great state of poopaqua.

or

While in the state of poopaqua life just made since.

by not jon or nathan January 24, 2010

Poopanoogen

The act of reading a Stephen King book while taking a dump and texting a female cousin from your dad's side of the family.

Hey! Hurry up in there!" "Calm down! I'm poopanoogen!" "Aww, man! Now I goota poop outside!

by butt muffin mother of a fire August 11, 2010

poop patroller

a derrogatory word for a gay man.

Dude, you're a poop patroller!

by dyingtokissYou November 1, 2010

poop poop golf

a game that you play on the toilet where you make an attempt to clog the plumbing by taking the biggest possible dump you can and then flushing. clog the toilet? WINNER!

dude i went in the bathroom to play poop poop golf and i took the biggest dump and clogged that son of a bitch!

by wyman4221 April 27, 2011

Poop Fatigue

The feeling of relief and relaxation that one gets after a very satisfying poop.

OMG! That was such great poop! I feel so much better. I have poop fatigue now.

by ceremyjohen February 8, 2012