Kiddie Pool

When you're jacking off while leaning back on a chair and when you combust your sperm fills your innie belly button.

Mom don't come in I just made a kiddie pool on my stomach.

by Feex it Feeleex October 2, 2017

gene pool monopoly

When one's family tree resembles a straight line - there is a clearly defined line running down to up but nothing much intersecting to provide movement to the left or right. This phenomenon is most commonly observed in eastern Utah and parts of the Deep South - those other pockets do exist.

Dude, welcome to Utah County, home of the Sister Wives. Hey, I might be a redneck, but even I'm not down with gene pool monopoly. Get me the hell out of this Truman Show.

by Lovell from UT November 5, 2010

Grant Pool

One who does for another, without expecting anything else in return besides acceptance, and is always concerned with his image.

He was totally a grant pool when his idol Weston was around.

by CHAZ&TAMMARA October 26, 2011

Pool Dumper

An individual who drains (dumps) water from wading pools.

When we were kids my sister was a pool dumper.

by Cmendemen February 26, 2025

Chlamydia pool party

When you and your ex are having sex with each other and also other people

I don’t know if I can have sex with her anymore man she’s having a chlamydia pool party

by NothinbutAsh February 22, 2020

Cess (Pool)

Where sewage in the metaphorical and literal sense of the word goes to meet.

Lets Cess (Pool) at Leonie tomorrow!

by Chief Cess Executive March 10, 2021

dildo pool

a pool with a giant dildo in it

person: omg wanna swim in ur dildo pool?
person 2: yas

by Cult of the Beyond Hater May 26, 2022