A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis)

An always-stiff-penis. A penis of such small stature, it fails to have the length to hang down, hence, being always stiff.

Also known as, an Always Stiff "Peeper," rather than penis.

Example: I was changing in the locker room today with the guys, then I looked of at Tommy, an he was sporting a tiny dick, possibly an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).

Example: Dude, after I banged her, I took a cold shower, and came out. She threw off the towel because she wanted to give me head. She looked up and said, where'd it go? I must have an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).

by Leverett Thomas Holder November 8, 2009

Hey, Nice Penis!

A compliment given from one straight guy to another.

Such as when woman say "You look pretty" or "I really like how you did your hair". Its the male version of these basically.

example 1-
Guy 1: "Hey, Nice Penis"
Guy 2: "Thanks man."
*exchange of high fives*

example 2-
Guy 1: "Hey man, whats wrong?"
Guy 2: "Nothing just having a shitty day, ya know."
*Guy 1 holds his hand up ready for a high five*
Guy 1: "Hey, Nice Penis!"
Guy 2: "Thanks man."
*Guy 2 completes the high five and now feels the upside to the shitty day*

by WippyJ October 26, 2011

penis game

Usually, this game consists of a group of boys in a large public place, and they will yell the word penis at different volumes, he who says it the loudest wins.

mike: penis(whisper)
tom:PENIS(yell)
kevin:PENISSSSSS(scream)

kevin wins the penis game.

by Jackieann April 24, 2006

paris hilton

Possible bumlimic - definite anorexic, a cunt as wide as Texas, racist biggoted bag of fucking bones that should be disposed of in the most entertaining of ways, E.G, a shotgun blast to the face. Whoever remotely likes/idolises this worthless lump of trash should probably line up behind her. A shite actress and singer to boot, the only highlight of her acting career was to see her being impaled by a pole in House of Wax, what a cocking pity it wasn't real. Scientific fact that dog shit posesses a higher IQ.

Paris Hilton: Quite simply the scum of the earth. I hope the fucking silly whore gets her ass killed in jail.

by Lora Logic July 6, 2007

Penis Eyes

The distinctive vacuous look on a gay man's face when they are desparately looking for the next fuck. Usually the eyes are wide opened and the lips slightly pouted. You can see from a mile that they can't wait to have a big cock up their arses, or in their mouths. In severe cases, the subject will develop a slight tremor or hiccups when a potential target appears.

Daffid said to his best friend Ross. "If you continue to look for slutty boyz to fuck, you'll end up having an empty life with penis eyes on your puss."

Derek Mincing said to Leonard "How very very dare you! You took me to this club where all the men here have penis eyes. I find you......impertinent!"

by Lulu Thompson January 5, 2009

Paris hilton

1.bitch
2.bitch
3.bitch
4.slut

Person 1: OMG. There's Paris Hilton. Have you seen her sex video?. That's hot.
Person 2: You're a slut. Just like her.

by Andre1331 October 13, 2006

Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."

Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.

by osamabinvender March 18, 2004