Paint the canvas

To succeed in leaving fecal residue on the toilet bowl after a flush.

Be right back, I'm gonna go paint the canvas.

by kdwilco August 21, 2009

Go Paint

Gotta shit, take a poo, or dump

1 - Girl I gotta go paint!

2 - Be careful eating those collard greens, they will make you go paint!

by Holla628 April 12, 2010

painting her attic window

Putting on chapstick.

Look at that girl painting her attic window.

by 602 hoosiers September 15, 2009

freshly painted

A horny girl who has been "man handled" in the past 24 hours

After a few drinks and a trip to my apartment, that girl from the club became freshly painted with my cum.

by Ultimatekey May 27, 2009

Paint Me In Your Pickles

"Paint Me In Your Pickles" Is a act of BDSM. It involves an individual painting poo on someone elses stomach.

Woman#Paint me in your pickles!

Man#OK, your wish is my command.

by Meesta Whiskas October 1, 2010

Stanky Paint

a funny way to describe a man's ejaculate

upon finishing it is always better to stanky paint the exterior because stanky paint in the interior leads to kids

by Mix2402 July 27, 2010

Alaskan Paint Job

When you get a lapdance from a stripper and she leaves a skid mark on your pant leg. - according to a paparazzi on TMZ

I gotta wash my pants after that lapdance, the stripper gave me an Alaskan paint job!

by JJ37 May 11, 2011