thinkers troll police (TKTP)

The TKTP is the only police that stop trolls;

The TKTP is based on AUTTP but forbids gore

The thinkers troll police (TKTP) just r8ded my server

by ITZWINDOWZTIME May 11, 2024

canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.

Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.

by KimmyGold September 25, 2015

Feel police

In music the feel police are people who make negative criticisms of guitar players who play extremely fast and sporraticly instead of slow and with "feeling"

He is playing guitar so fast the feel police will surely give him trouble for it.

by Kurotodansei April 27, 2022

League Police

When a police agent confronts a man chasing girls in public because he is way out of their league.

- Man I found a couple of cute girls walking in the street the other day so I followed them and just when I was about to ask for their numbers a league policeman busted me!
- Sucks bro, maybe next time try to hit on girls in your league, the police will leave you alone!

by BeepBop472842 September 21, 2023

cum police

The branch of law enforcement responsible for makes verifying the legitimacy of an orgasm.

Babe, you can be honest with me, did you cum? I'm not the cum police, you're not on trial.

by Dixon_Ticonderoga December 17, 2022