Owen

The guy who has sex with ur mu every single night

Hey Owen, How'd you fuck my mum this time

by Matteo Ostland March 20, 2020

owen

A man who will pull bitches but with get roasted on a minecraft date

nigga owen

by martin luther qwueen July 20, 2021

Owen

Someone who is very cocky about themselves and can never get a girl to kiss him, even when they are dating. Someone who never stops singing. He just never stops

Owen? Yeah what a fuckboy

by carina rosado September 30, 2018

Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome

You look the other way when your friends massacre, rape, behead, etc and speak up when people you dont like fight back against rapists, invaders, mass-murderers, etc

The Guardian columnist suffers from Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome - this explains why he downplayed Hamas 7/10 massacre whilst rallying against Israel defending herself to prevent more massacres

by anonymous November 29, 2023

Owen

The best bf you could ever get. He is so sweet and cute and is the best listener but most importantly, he makes the best jokes and has the most amazing sarcasm. He can make you feel better instantly by talking to him and is the best at making people smile. although he can be seen as hateful at times, he is extra kind to the people close to him. He is also the best at keeping secrets. I love him so much <3

his jokes are ALMOST as funny as Owens- not really though

by my.bf.is.awesome February 16, 2022

Owen

This boy has tripple layer cake and it jiggles like jello, you’ll never see a more caked up dude. an ass so prestigious even the gods fear such mass such power in one rear.

“Damn owen got an ass so phat it has its own gravitational pull.”

by Owens-ass-fanclub December 3, 2021

Owen

a manipulative ass. also the most charming and funny lad you’ll ever meet

Girl: omg owen is such an ass

by noahmiller? June 19, 2021