by SNARK_DAT_SHARK March 27, 2020
Get the IMMA TRAINmug. Sarah: Did you ride Mikes Dandy Train last night?
Katie: You mean his penis?
Sarah: Yes his penis.
Katie: Yeah I rode it all night long.
Katie: You mean his penis?
Sarah: Yes his penis.
Katie: Yeah I rode it all night long.
by Slightlyabnormalpenis February 28, 2018
Get the Dandy Trainmug. A female girlfriend that is not quite a full fledged wife yet. Often is followed by becoming a full fledged fiancée
by Hotstuff23 May 18, 2023
Get the Wife in trainingmug. by Urbanpanhandler January 3, 2017
Get the Moisture trainmug. A term used to describe washing your genitals on a train using a bottle of coke and mentos after receiving fellatio from an unsavoury character such as a cheap hooker or toothless vagrant (the two are not mutually exclusive).
To use a train bidet one stands oneself above a bottle of coke so that the spout it pointing towards the groin. After removing ones pants, one then drops a mentos into the bottle allowing the foamy goodness to cleanse ones genitals.
To use a train bidet one stands oneself above a bottle of coke so that the spout it pointing towards the groin. After removing ones pants, one then drops a mentos into the bottle allowing the foamy goodness to cleanse ones genitals.
"Hey Bernie, why are you late for work?"
"Well Bob, I was on the way to work when I took the opportunity presented its self to have Shazza give me a blow job"
"Shazza, the toothless prozzie? Tell me more, Bernie."
"You see Bob, after such an incident I felt I needed to wash off but as the lavatories were out of order I decided a train bidet was the best option. My genitals are truly minty fresh now after my train bidet but the time spent administering it has made me tardy for work."
"Well Bob, I was on the way to work when I took the opportunity presented its self to have Shazza give me a blow job"
"Shazza, the toothless prozzie? Tell me more, Bernie."
"You see Bob, after such an incident I felt I needed to wash off but as the lavatories were out of order I decided a train bidet was the best option. My genitals are truly minty fresh now after my train bidet but the time spent administering it has made me tardy for work."
by Shane Brennan October 15, 2022
Get the Train Bidetmug. When you could've fallen asleep standing up, but you didn't given so you got a sudden burst of energy and you weren't hired again for a few hours. Then suddenly out of nowhere you're y you could've fallen asleep standing up, but you didn't given so you got a sudden burst of energy and you weren't tired again for a few hours. Then suddenly you're super tired and it feels like a train is pulling up to the station and you better get on that sleepy train cause the next one isn't coming for a few hours so you better catch this one unless you wanna be staring at the ceiling for the next two hours.
by oregonsuri87 July 4, 2015
Get the sleepy trainmug. A train that tells paramedics they’re not gonna make it in time. If a paramedic or any other rescue vehicle gets stopped by a train on their way to someone, they’re not gonna make it there. This is a common myth by many people.
Rick: Why did this man die yesterday? The ambulance was almost there.
Harry: Because there was a soul train.
Harry: Because there was a soul train.
by curlycows February 8, 2020
Get the Soul Trainmug.