listen to her boyfriend

something girlfriends don’t do, you say something then they deny you ever said that

i told rose to do something but she didn’t do it because she never listens to me because she doesn’t “listen to her boyfriend”

by sam💪🏻 May 22, 2022

PBF (Pretend Boyfriend)

PBF aka Pretend Boyfriend is a convenient imaginary boyfriend who often comes in handy in many ways, such as excuse to get out of doing something, turning down a date, etc.

Occasionally Bill and I break up but it never lasts more than a few days and I know we'll be back together. So although technically we are broken up, dating anyone else feels like cheating. But Bill has to know what he's risking and that he might really lose me. That's where Carlo, my PBF (Pretend Boyfriend) comes in very handy...Bill does not not not like that Carlo is in my life!

by JaneGordon.com March 20, 2023

Who is barbies boyfriend

KEN DEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!!!

Person 1: Who is barbies boyfriend
Person 2: Ken??
Person 1: BAHAHAHA
Person 2: Wtf wdym??
Person 1: Smh you smuck..Ken deez nuts fit in your mouth

by hornyhisokadidit27 June 28, 2021

Bum ass boyfriend

That one guy that you love/used to love who is completely worthless and ugly; yet you still talk about him with the homies even when you know you need to let it go.

Girl: shit y'all know he's fucking Samantha now?
Girl's friend: shiiii girl you're still talking about your bum ass boyfriend? Stop that shit!!!!!

Girl: girl I know... You right !! I fucking hate that muufuu

by Yahfromhell October 04, 2019

my hot boyfriend

He is so sweet and I love him so much! I’ll tell you his name but he’s mine so yeah.

He is my hot boyfriend!

by NotAGirlNameZora April 02, 2023

ex-boyfriend protocol

When you dump your boyfriend and immediately log out all devices for Netflix and other subscriptions.

Girl 1: I just broke up with Tom.

Girl 2: Doesn't he still have your Netflix password?
Girl 1: Time to engage the ex-boyfriend protocol.

by nondairyburrito April 04, 2021

Boyfriends Buy Lulu

May 5th is national boyfriends buy their girlfriends lulu lemon cart day. So fill up and check out ladies!

Girl: May 5th is so soon!
Boy: oh no there goes my pay check I have to buy her lulu lemon cart since it’s national Boyfriends Buy Lulu

by 2021200214 April 28, 2021