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ex-boyfriend protocol

When you dump your boyfriend and immediately log out all devices for Netflix and other subscriptions.
Girl 1: I just broke up with Tom.

Girl 2: Doesn't he still have your Netflix password?
Girl 1: Time to engage the ex-boyfriend protocol.
by nondairyburrito April 4, 2021
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Bum ass boyfriend

That one guy that you love/used to love who is completely worthless and ugly; yet you still talk about him with the homies even when you know you need to let it go.
Girl: shit y'all know he's fucking Samantha now?
Girl's friend: shiiii girl you're still talking about your bum ass boyfriend? Stop that shit!!!!!

Girl: girl I know... You right !! I fucking hate that muufuu
by Yahfromhell October 4, 2019
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When you and him/her are practically exclusive and fucking however there's no labels. You consider yourself not single but not in a relationship however you have your eyes only on a particular person, where sexual urges happen.
Charles described Brianne and Carson's relationship a Girlfriend-Boyfriend with Benefits because they both are interested in each other but are not ready to commit to each other yet.
by Hwah Yeah April 3, 2020
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Who is barbies boyfriend

Person 1: Who is barbies boyfriend
Person 2: Ken??
Person 1: BAHAHAHA
Person 2: Wtf wdym??
Person 1: Smh you smuck..Ken deez nuts fit in your mouth
by hornyhisokadidit27 June 28, 2021
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Boyfriends Buy Lulu

May 5th is national boyfriends buy their girlfriends lulu lemon cart day. So fill up and check out ladies!
Girl: May 5th is so soon!
Boy: oh no there goes my pay check I have to buy her lulu lemon cart since it’s national Boyfriends Buy Lulu
by 2021200214 April 27, 2021
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my hot boyfriend

He is so sweet and I love him so much! I’ll tell you his name but he’s mine so yeah.
He is my hot boyfriend!
by NotAGirlNameZora April 1, 2023
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listen to her boyfriend

something girlfriends don’t do, you say something then they deny you ever said that
i told rose to do something but she didn’t do it because she never listens to me because she doesn’t “listen to her boyfriend
by sam💪🏻 May 22, 2022
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