Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.
A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.
- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.
- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.
- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops
- refuses to nap during long trips.
- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.
Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.
- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.
- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.
- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops
- refuses to nap during long trips.
- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.
Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring emo music.
by 75lineman January 25, 2025

When you squat over a toilet to shit, but the shit hits the front of the bowl, not allowing the water to flush it down
I dropped a Front Loader in the toilet at West Penn Hospital and had to grab some TP and help it along
by Fhdbshdnsh June 19, 2016

A man that whips from the back of his crack towards his nutsack after taking a shit. Can also be known as shit nuts.
“Fuck me did you get stuck talking to that bloke about water proofing as well? Bloke was such a front wiper”
by Tigerred July 7, 2020

Front butt occurs when your formerly curvey butt went around to the front and looks like you are pregnant and your formerly flat stomach went around to the back and now your butt is completely flat
by T4meplease May 12, 2019

Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.
A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.
- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.
- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.
- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops
- refuses to nap during long trips.
- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.
Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.
- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.
- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.
- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops
- refuses to nap during long trips.
- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.
Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring emo music.
by 75lineman January 25, 2025

by hwheelchair June 10, 2020

Referring to someone in the front row of seats in either a stadium or theatre, this person could also be in the first two-three rows depending on how many rows there are. Usually, this is used in a negative, as someone may be blocking the view, or, there’s a situation.
“Who’s that idiot blocking the screen?” “DOWN IN FRONT!” (The man throws an empty bottle at the “idiot blocking the screen” and hits the shot)
by Chemdaddy420 August 8, 2025
