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front-to-back fail

The mistake couples make when a partner sticks his penis or a lesbian uses a dildo or her fingers to penetrate the anus of a woman and then proceeds to stick the same appendage into the woman's vagina. They fail to realize that the woman's vagina will be contaminated with germs from the anus.
The lesbian porn scene was intense, but there was a front-to-back fail at the end of the scene. One of the women may need to do a heavy duty cleansing. dirty vagina, vaginal infection, unclean, wipe front to back, stinky gouch
by joecoolthefool February 10, 2015
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Volkswagen front-end

A girl’s vagina when seen through her pants, esp. in a seated position.
I messed up my titration the other day. My partner was sitting on a lab stool, and I got distracted by her Volkswagen front-end.
by coleopter September 19, 2020
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Three Man Front

Where you violently and roughly get fucked by all the members of the front, phrase said by "sissified men" asking for some action in a group or unit position.

Particularly includes three men or more in per setting, with the phrase user being on the submissive role.
"God I need a Three Man Front so bad!"
by anonymous July 29, 2024
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Front Liner

When one puts Bugles snack chips on each of their fingers then proceeds to finger their partner. Called the Front Liner because the bugle boy is typically at the front of the regimen.
Bro 1: Hey dude did you and Stephanie ~*do anything*~ last night?
Bro 2: Bro , you already know I did the Front Liner to her dude, it's my signature move on the third date!
by maddie0514 October 21, 2019
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Front flip duck

Frontflip duck is ducking while frontfliping.
hey bro that front flip duck was awsome
by Weird flower maker August 3, 2018
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Feral Front-Seater

Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.

A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.

- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.

- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.

- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.

- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops

- refuses to nap during long trips.

- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.

Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring emo music.
by 75lineman January 25, 2025
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