National Buttfuck Day

Buttfuck your friend really hard until they scream.
If someone cums then they're gay.
The day is on April 17th

He likes National Buttfuck Day

by graesenpeeford March 17, 2021

National Grouch Day

Ah, October 15th! Don’t be a grouch everyday, just on October 15th! So now you have a good excuse on to why your so grouchy!

Dad: Augh! I hate being grouchy but today is a great day!

Mom: Why?
Dad: Cause today is National Grouch Day!

by yourmemeaccount October 14, 2019

National Trinity Day

July 11th, national trinity day. a day where you celebrate all the Trinity's you know I you life ;)

"bro, did you text trinity?"
"Nah why?"
"its national trinity day, text her and tell her how you appreciate her"

by nationaldayyyyyy July 5, 2020

National Pred Day

Pred day is a day for everyone to violently slap a sexual predator. This day is held every year on the 8th September.

I whacked a pred on National Pred Day last year

by HarroldTT March 11, 2023

National makeout day

July 31st is national makeout day

Hey Baby it’s national makeout day

by Rosey rosey rose July 30, 2019

National illegal day

On February 30, you can do everything that's illegal now, but everything legal at that day is illegal.

Fred: It's National illegal day today, imma kill the one who stole my pen drive yesterday
John: But it's me...
Fred:
John: uh oh

by ItzKarrotz October 13, 2021

National Peony Day

A day to celebrate Peonies, especially Australia.

It’s August 15th! Happy National Peony Day!

by flowerpowergirl August 13, 2023