Attacked by Ninjas

When you are on your back and watching your phone and you lose your grip so the phone bonks you on the head.

I was lying in bed the other night when I was attacked by ninjas.

by Rashid Khalifa May 7, 2020

ninja beat

The act of silently masturbating while in the same bed as your significant other, likely while they are asleep.

My girl didn't want to give me head during her period week, so I had to pull off the ninja beat several times.

by Arjiff January 8, 2014

ninja handy

The act of receiving discreet pleasure in from a partners hand under a blanket, coat or table.

Dude, we were watching movies at Stacy’s place last night and she totally gave me a ninja handy with her sister in the room.

by Listerfiend May 18, 2018

Muff ninja

To steal the woman your friend was planning on banging

I was a total muff ninja last night, sorry bro.

by Axon March 15, 2015

ninja spider

A spider so clever in its hiding ability it is never seen, preferring to live its life in the shadows.

I kill every spider I see, now only the ninja spiders remain.

by Sarev0k August 24, 2011

Roof Ninja

1. In modern First Person Shooters, these are the players that find the highest spot in the map or some inconspicuous place on a ledge until they time it just right to attack.

Then, they proceed to camp in that spot again until the next victim. They rarely leave that place because they have deemed it the most advantageous spot to camp, hardest to reach to counter-attack, etc.

(often a glitched spot in CoD or a place worthy of expert UT trial runners)

Any game of Call of Duty, BF2, Unreal Tournament.

"Zomg will someone kill that roof ninja. He is a no talent ass clown who sucks at camping."

by F25_Xanatos November 25, 2010

Ninja wash

The act of cleaning, drying and putting away something so quickly in succession, it appears to the onlookers as if you never even used the utensil at all, thus having the speed of a ninja, or chuck norris.

Chad: Yo Pete did you get any food?
Pete: Yeah! I finished already.
Chad: Then wheres your plate? I don't see it in front of you
Pete: Dan just took it.
Chad: I just checked the kitchen there's no dirty plates...
Pete: He must've done a ninja wash.

by Daanyal June 6, 2010