National Tit Day

The 12th of every month is National Tit Day which is where you titty fuck all day and bite or suck any tit in sight.

Hey dude can you come over

No its national tit day me and my Girlfriend are titty fucking

by ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6786827635876 June 5, 2011

national dishwasher day

march 8 is national dishwasher day

when all dishwashers are celebrated

happy national dishwasher day

by spikes82 March 9, 2020

National Rape Day

If you're sick enough to try to Rape someone then you should be ready to suffer the consequences cause there will be people after you we can guarantee that you sick animal. We have eyes everywhere. remember, this maybe a urban definition, but we will be the definition of your retirement. We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. we do not forget. Expect us.

send this to anyone who is against us, or our morals do not believe National Rape Day is a real thing cause it is not.

by ThatOneIdiot69 April 17, 2021

National Crush Day

When your crush comes up to you and says “Hey, your my crush.” Then, you wake up from sleeping during class and serve lunch detention. National Crush day is April 16. Go on and hug your crush, if you want. (:

Veronica: Hey look! It’s National Crush Day
Betty: I know
Jughead: Hey Betty, national crush day huh?
Betty: Um yeah?
Jughead: Your my crush

by AnonymousDumpling 🥟 April 5, 2019

National Anna day

April 15 is national Anna day cuz why not

Whoa I didn't know it was national Anna day

by Sam that made national Anna da April 12, 2019

National Mackenzie Day

The day we all show appreciation to anyone named Mackenzie in our lives

*Person and Mackenzie are waiting in line*
Person: Here, let me pay for your coffee
Mackenzie: Thank you, but why?
Person: It’s (National Mackenzie Day), thats why!

by Sarah’s Secret Account October 27, 2019

National STD Day

The day where people get to share their STD’s and not get called gay. The day where you can also give anyone you want STD’s. Happens on November 3rd. so basically where Beyoncé and Jay Z trade STD’s.

Kyle: hey homie, want some STD’s?

Chad: nah bro, that’s weird

Kyle: but it’s National STD Day!
Chad: oh shit go ahead then I’m gay today

by karenismysugardaddy October 21, 2019