That know-it all bitch that walks around the office swaying to and fro with the swagger of a drunk moose. Often with loud foot-falls striking fear into all those around.
by That guy at the office. February 20, 2012

by moose whisper December 22, 2022

by MoMoose March 7, 2019

by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022

by Moose only March 31, 2024

When your Moose friend is doing self-destructive behaviors, I.E “Moosing around and not caring for their self or others around them
Friend: “you’re going on Moose patrol, you’re being a slob.
The Moose, but… but… I’ll change I promise!
The Moose, but… but… I’ll change I promise!
by Youra Namkoma November 26, 2023

To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto
by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015
