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Moose

That know-it all bitch that walks around the office swaying to and fro with the swagger of a drunk moose. Often with loud foot-falls striking fear into all those around.
"That moose had the nerve to tell ME how to fill out a TPS report!"
by That guy at the office. February 20, 2012
mugGet the Moosemug.

Moose tippen

Its like cow tippen but a lots more dangerous
My Candian buddies like to go Moose tippen
by moose whisper December 22, 2022
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moose facts

Total bullshit

A person who talks outta their ass but what they say actually sounds legitimate
X: I ripped it at 210 on my day of delivery on the 407 on my way home

Y: Moose facts 100%
by MoMoose March 7, 2019
mugGet the moose factsmug.

Moose Under the Table

Similar meaning to Elephant in the Room, only this one is used north of the ole Border there, eh?
We all sat through the entire meeting in awe that nobody had addressed the Moose Under the Table
by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022
mugGet the Moose Under the Tablemug.

Moose

Code word for a good looking (HOT) person walking by.
Bro, did you see that moose! Dime piece fa sho.
by Moose only March 31, 2024
mugGet the Moosemug.

Moose patrol

When your Moose friend is doing self-destructive behaviors, I.E “Moosing around and not caring for their self or others around them
Friend: “you’re going on Moose patrol, you’re being a slob.
The Moose, but… but… I’ll change I promise!
by Youra Namkoma November 26, 2023
mugGet the Moose patrolmug.

moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter
To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto
by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015
mugGet the moose bonemug.

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