Moose

An action involving inserting both thumbs in a womans anus with remaining fingers spread wide across her butt cheeks. Results in something that resembles moose antlers.

Dude, while that ho bag was going down on you in the limo, I moosed her. slut.

by Panic in my pants! May 7, 2009

Jumping Mooses

Jumping mooses originated from a girl called paige. Genuine animals that only cross her mind. Many people think this is a crazy rampage, serioulsy a jumping moose is brillinat. Just think about it and let the motion flow through your head.

paige; hey there a jumping mooses!
other; shit man thats some rad stuff

by PAY-G =] January 19, 2009

Moose

While one of your buddies is banging a random chick, bust into the room and yell moose. If he does not immediately put both hands up like antlers then punch him in the nads and run off.(It's preferred that there is a camera involved for proof)

Kyle's in there hittin that let's Moose him.

by Dizzle17 February 26, 2009

Moose Bootying

Moose bootying is a term used to describe when you accidentally back up into someone and your butts touch. This must be accidental to be classified as moose bootying.

"dude moose bootying is so awkward!"
"totally man! i just did it to some girl at the ice rink the other day!"

by The moose booty expert January 5, 2014

moose apple

Manjina. The male Equivalent of a Moose Knuckle.

Used in the movie Thankskilling 3.

"Donnie thats a nice moose apple you have there."

by Donnie Mooseapple January 31, 2014

moose sex face

When a girl makes a horrible face during sex resembling that of a moose

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- I had sex with that girl Alex oller and she makes the worst moose sex face

- I was about to nut until I seen that moose sex face

by the bandit75 May 17, 2014

chocolate moose tracks

When you leave shit covered, mushroom stamps across a girls back after fucking her in the ass.

After pounding her ass, I left some chocolate moose tracks on that bitch's back.

by DarkSilver June 2, 2014