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Jessica's Mom

Jimmy: What does 2+2 equal?
Yesenia: Jessica's Mom.
by yeseniababe November 19, 2009
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Bonus Mom

Any person of female gender that that is a good role model that did not give birth to you. This can mean in the general sense of giving good motherly advice and/or warm, nurturing feelings ranging to actually helping to raise you with all of your physical, mental, and spiritual needs.
For example, my best friend's mom feels like my own because she helped raise me. Therefore, 'Momma Malik' is a bonus mom to me. Another example, my teacher is always giving good words of wisdom, I consider her a bonus mom.
by The giant in the room September 10, 2020
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pinterest mom

a mom that literally diys and crafts every fucking thing
"Hey did your mom make this?"

"I mean yea she's a pinterest mom"
by easternunnsh November 23, 2016
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soccer mom

The type of woman you'd see driving in front of you on the freeway at her own pace, with a "my child is a honor student at (insert school name here)" bumper sticker and gives you the finger when you pass her up. The type of woman who has worked with her kind to control what kids say to the point where saying words like "crap" and phrases like "shut up" are inappropriate. The type of woman who has worked effortlessly to dumb down once great networks like Nickelodeon and Disney Channel to where a show about a spoiled bitch girl that has everything she wants is the only thing deemed worthy for her kids to watch. This type f woman who brain washes her kids, sucking their souls so they are nothing more than pop culture slaves that give untalented whores like Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber undeserved fame. The type of woman who encourages her daughter to dress like sluts and act as bimbos rather than developing and expressing their own individuality. The type of woman who looks down on woman who work to feed their kids and allow their kids personal freedom. This type of woman deserves no voice or say in anything because she is a waste of cells and has n real role in society.
Soccer Mom: My daughter is going with her friends to a Justin Bieber concert, he's the thing they're into these days.
Real Mom: Mine is going to alice in chains and soundgarden concert, she like those bands because people actually remember them after five years.
Soccer Mom: Ugh, your daughter is a misfit, I wouldn't be surprised if she turned out like you, she'll never be like mine
Real Mom: (laughs in her face) And that's supposed to be a bad thing?
by tech kid January 26, 2011
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Ur mom

A word that a person uses mostly when u ask a question.
" Hey what do you want to do?" "UR MOM"
by Madz❤️ September 14, 2016
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Trevors Mom

Trevors mom could be any ones mom. She is nation wide and known throughout the country. In any sentence, in any conversation piece.... i.e. especially when referring to big holes, open trenches, things blown out, or anything perverse... Just add in trevors Mom.
Dude.... were going on a vacation to the grand Canyon !..... Oh your going to see trevors mom? Tell her I said hi.
by Neerg912 March 20, 2016
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Peeping Mom

A mother who likes to watch other people's babies.
Margaret was a real peeping mom before she got a restraining order.
by Jeratt June 16, 2010
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