Mercy Roberts

Hooker. Walmart Gift Card. not just a hooker MY hooker.

Me - Omg, Mercy Roberts is a hooker.
You - and a walmart gift card.
Me - for sure.

by thedefinitionofchelsea February 13, 2010

merc set

Often considered a video game term, merc set can be used in a number of ways. It usually describes when an individual gets flat out owned and or dominated in a social event.

"Ok guys, there is a whole mess of dudes on the other side of this wall... And we're running low on ammo. Any suggestions?"

"I got this. LEEEEERRROOOOOYYYY JEEEENKKKIIINSSS!"

"Dude you freakin merc set those dudes!"

by Punter, the awesome November 12, 2009

march of the elephants

When a group of males march on their hands and knees in a circle, naked, while holding on to the penis of the person marching in front of them.

This usually happens during a group, club, or fraternity hazing.

Billy: what did you have to do to get into the secret society last semester?

Tommy: don't tell anyone... but they had us do the march of the elephants blindfolded! Jimmy totally got a boner!

by scrandyrandy November 28, 2015

Mercy Milk

When the girl you are out with won’t give up the pussy for sex but realizes that she has given you a horrendous case of blue balls and agrees to give you relief with a merciful hand job milking you free of that aching nut.

A common occurrence with a “good girl”’and on first dates. Very rarely happens when you are out with a thot or slut.

My first date with Rachel ended with a mercy milk. I was blue balling real bad.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

March 21

the birthday of all heterosexual men except those who are half brazilian

March 21
“Someone: Hi today is my birthday so I’m heterosexual

Me: No because you are half Brazilian”

by 2plus2is4minus1is3quickmaths October 20, 2019

March 23

The day you grab the ass of anyone born on this day
If you are born on this day let you ass be grabbed by your friends (only the ones allowed) whether you are a girl or boy

It's March 23

Grab his / her butt!!

by Dxnxnx January 16, 2020

march 5

anniversary day. if your having any type of anniversary on this day it will last. don’t worry if your anniversary is march 5th!

It’s our anniversary, march 5th!

by baebae432 January 23, 2020