mai sakurajima

goddess is enough

person: i dont believe in god
me: have u seen mai sakurajima?
person: oh shitTTT thats..now i believe..

by this shit funny March 13, 2019

May 24

National grab your friends big boobs day.

Hey girl it’s may 24 you know what that means!

by TomAndJerryFan May 23, 2021

May 6

national throw your friend named kate down a flight of stairs

hey kate it’s May 6, you know what i mean

by Katesaretoxicfriends420 February 16, 2020

May 18

10 second ass grab day.

Guy, *grabs girls ass and holds*
Girl, “ew let go of me perv”
Guy, I can’t it’s May 18 so I have to grab your ass for 10 seconds”

by Got em kehd May 8, 2019

May 5

this guy has a massive dick like he could make you not walk for over a month with his really biggggggg cock

he was born may 5 this guy has a massive dick big 😩

by emmy_thebug January 10, 2022

May 20

Cher's birthday, which means that if you were born this day you are blessed, should be an international holiday.

hey babe it's may 20th, wanna go out and celebrate cher's birthday?
yes of course!

by chergellxr September 5, 2020

May 7

National Marvel Day

Today is May 7th
Let’s watch marvel all day!

by marvel101lol May 4, 2021