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The Max Lean

A lean in which a male of the species rests his frame on one arm, leaning in to listen to a female speak with the intention of sleeping with her.
"Oh shit. Max did the max lean! He must wanna f**k this girl!"
by MythMiggy November 9, 2019
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max roy

a man who really doesn't have much going for him, may have a heroin addiction we dont know yet it may be a bagel.
man max roy fucking sucks
by pileofdirt December 12, 2016
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max ammo

What you say when you need the odds to be in your favor
You:You're never gonna win the lottery
Me: Max Ammo!
Me:*wins lottery*
by Real_River_Child February 22, 2017
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max rat

That "Max Rat" is fugly.
by Maxyyy Rat June 22, 2017
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max schmidt

Max Schmidt is a kid from belgium known as a player who pulls hot emo bitches and rawdogs them in a forest
Big Tiddy Emo : hey max schmidt i love you , ur so hot omg please dog me in a forest

Max : ok (rizz)
by xxWicked August 26, 2022
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Max L's

Maximum losses. When the amount of L's (losses) being taken is more than the usual. Anytime something occurs that is unusually tragic or painful to watch. Coined by disenfranchised American sailors onboard amphibious class ships.
Mac's pregnant baby momma gave him Chlamydia which he gave to his wife. Mac is taking max L's.
"Your boy Jay got into a car accident in his new beamer after he found out his grandma died. I feel bad for that guy i feel like he's always taking max L's."
"Hey bro, i think i got the HIV from that hooker."
Bro: "Max L's"
by MaryMatician July 14, 2017
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Ninja max

The most stealthy version of max that is always befriending karate raccoons and wearing a ski mask.
I once saw a ninja max surrounded by a horde of rabid raccoons all wearing ninja masks.
by FuriousChocolate July 14, 2020
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