Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.

Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.

by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025

mir mason

A badass bitch, she’s the hottest person ever to live on this planet, no wonder no one fucks with Mir Mason, she’s the hottest and the baddest. She sweet like sugar but can be spicy ;)

made by hotmirs in ig :)

Omg isn’t that mir mason? she’s the baddest bitch ever.

by hotmirs on ig April 1, 2021

Mason

Most beautiful girl you could ever meet, she is always sweet, kind, and loving. She could light up a room with her beautiful eyes. Mason is someone u always want to be with

Him: danm mason looks sexy as fuck today. She’s super sweet

by Hehdhdhdhje December 31, 2021

Aeson Mason

Aeson Mason is a really good boy he tends to joke around w his friends alot by saying "meeq weeq" etc yk, bro code.
And His Other Nickname is Mason Jar

"Aeson Mason wont give me V-Bucks"

by anonymous November 30, 2023

Mason Douggie

This type of Mason hardly knows how to use a phone but half the time it doesn’t matter because he can kiss. No matter the girl or boy he will get the job done

Yo you hear Mason got his lick back with karter?
Yeah Mason douggie

by Hiboyjoke April 22, 2024

Mason 67 baseball

Mason 67 baseball means a funny little hand gesture and a really good baseball player

*bro he’s just like mason 67 baseball*

by Roonyfer September 5, 2025

Mason

Mason is the best guy you can ever find. He never fails to make you feel special....very caring, he can make you smile in your saddest times. If he says he cares, he does. He doesn't like being questioned again and again or too much....if you ever get a chance to be with a Mason....he will love you so much that you will start loving yourself.....if you ever get a chance to be with a Mason, don't let him go :p. Mason is a friend who sticks by your side no matter what. Everybody, from kids, to people your own age, to grandparents love him. He himself is a total kid at heart and will have you rolling on the ground laughing with his antics. He's the leader of his friend group and throws parties like no other. While at first glance he's just the "best friend" kind of guy, the truth is he's amazingly romantic and just waiting for his princess. His strong build and gorgeous eyes added to his amazing personality make him the perfect catch. If you ever meet him - you'll know. And if you're the lucky girl he chooses- don't be stupid because he will love you like you've never been loved before. He won't walk out of your life - but you better be smart enough to do the same. If you've met him, you know, and if you haven't you're missing out. Because knowing him is the best thing that will ever happen to you.

"I shouldn't have left Mason, biggest mistake of my life"

by Steve v2 March 2, 2021