Ballet mother

Anxious parent of ballet student daughter, usually with acute control issues. Will lock the kitchen when she goes out, in case the swan-princess makes a dash for the cocktail chipolatas and can't be squeezed into her tutu for the class concert. Hates other people's children, and wants to keep her own daughter a child forever. Needless to say daughter is so busy battling self-esteem issues and eating disorders she never dances a step after the age of 10.

Paige: "Wow! Tracey's mum's a real ballet mother."
Diane: "Yeah, apparently she makes Tracey sleep in the splits and only lets her have cotton-wool for breakfast."
Paige: "Cool!"

by He-Evelyn January 28, 2014

Mother Alive

The first thing to ask when you get into a Cs:GO game to establish dominance with your teammates. You need to pronounce it with a russian accent.

Red: Blue Mother Alive?
Blue: Yes
Red: Ohh.. Why?

by Mother Alive? April 5, 2021

Mother fucker

Peopel who fuck their own mom and tweeting it with pride

Sushant bot mother fucker

Salman fucked his mother adv vibhor anand

by Salimkn September 10, 2020

Mother War

A character in the emo-rock album, The Black Parade by the band My Chemical Romance.

The song Mama is about Mother War.

by Losercakes101 July 12, 2019

Your mother

Who I have had sexual intercourse with.

Jane: Hey baby who did you first have sex with?
Suzan: Your mother.

by Therealmilflover69 May 2, 2021

Mother Farter

Someone who has sex with a mom who farts at the moment of climax as well as farting throughout the sexual encounter.

Yo, Fred you a mother farter, you kept saying how she was farting all the time, thats shits disgusting headass mother farter ugly fucking ass fuck bitch titty.

by fart fycker October 8, 2020

mother tiger

A Mother Tiger is someone who will always look out for you when you need help, she will always be very kind and considerate to others, never make her feel bad, never loose her

Thanks Mother Tiger

by 123ABEE January 23, 2018